DISQUS

Detox To Retox: Suarez here writing for G.A.B.E.

  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    LOL i tweeted 'stupid tisdale fans. @gabrielsaporta has more talent in one jewfro curl than she does all together.' and i just had some kids calling me a stupid bitch.
    fuck, this is entertaining :D
  • ilikeyellowlemons · 6 months ago
    LOL :D
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    :D it's pretty fun.
  • ilikeyellowlemons · 6 months ago
    it sounds it ;)
  • ZAF9898 · 6 months ago
    theres no way ashley tisdale will have her little version of guilty pleasure and hot mess be anywhere near cobra starship's. shes just a wanna be singer thats having trouble distancing herself from disney channel. no need to worry about her. whenever people hear the words guilty pleasure or hot mess they will always think of cobra starship not some wanna be pop star.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    Yeah you're right, people will think of Cobra instead!
  • IWearSunglassesAtNight · 6 months ago
    Ashley Tisdale needs to stop riding Gabe's jock, or just Cobra's in general. Whatever, she aint got shit on Cobra. ;D
  • fangsupnicolee · 6 months ago
    this is hilarious,
    I actually asked that ashley tisdale question
    after reading gabe's twitter, and I thought hmm,
    I wonder what their actual thoughts on the coincidence was?
    + since then, a ton of ashley tisdale fans have been calling
    me 'dumb' and 'idiotic' for not doing research on when
    the titles were created, blah, blah, blaaah.
    does it even matter that I don't have that much time on my hands? lol
    I didn't think it would end up bothering gabe
    D: D: D: D: D:
  • Meanb · 6 months ago
    Well, she has almost 1,000,000 followers on twitter, I don't think she actually read Gabe's message, and if she did, she must think it was only a hater or something like that, but that's not very important since she's receiving tons of lovely messages from her fans :)

    And if he didn't do the research, that's a wrong move cuz she's talking shit without reason and c'mon, their music is completely different... And btw, Gabe should stop kissing Pete Wentz... he also has a song about him? Gayish
  • fangsupnicolee · 5 months ago
    LOL, can't guys have friends without being gay these days?
    hmm?
  • sabiiine · 6 months ago
    FUCK, CAN YOU COME TO THIS FUCKING COUNTRY CALLED BRAZIL? and suarez, you are cute ((:
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    They could come to this fucking continent called South America, don't they? :)
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    They could also come to this fucking small country called Singapore ;)
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    They have to go to all the fucking countries xD
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    HAHAHA yes!
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    They should do a WORLD (really world) tour :)
    I've just voted for them in MTV of Latin America :D for them to come just like we did with The Academy Is...
  • bellaa · 5 months ago
    How about England?
  • Pau_Saporta · 2 months ago
    And Argentinaaa....¿??....!! pleaseee...i'm gonna die if they don't come heree....!!

    Poly_1011@hot
  • mel3120 · 5 months ago
    They've come to Singapore before, back in 07 for SingFest, with The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 5 months ago
    which was 2 years ago.
    2 fucking years!
  • sabiiine · 6 months ago
    gabe,i need u here in brazil ):
  • liquidlives · 6 months ago
    they should def. spend a whole lot of time around this fucking continent called south america. lol

    not gonna lie, i love my country. i just wish the bands i like could come to brazil more often.
  • sabiiine · 6 months ago
    i hate brazil ):
  • liquidlives · 6 months ago
    why? D:
  • sabiiine · 5 months ago
    because we don't have gabe )):
  • liquidlives · 5 months ago
    uh... ok. lol
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    I don't love mine but's OK.
    And the same as you, I'd love that the bands I like come here more often :/
  • kayan · 6 months ago
    would you come to europe?
  • kayan · 6 months ago
    there are a lot cobra fans waiting for you (:
  • KissMySass567 · 6 months ago
    You Guys Have To Come To Canada Please!!!
  • Rachael_G · 6 months ago
    Ew, Ashley Tisdale.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago

    i know rightttt.

    what has she become. tsk tsk.
    i was angry at her too for being on Boys Like Girls' new music video :l
  • Rachael_G · 6 months ago
    I had to google why she was famous. I didn't know.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    i thought she was okay, then high school musical arrived, then the album and shit and i was like girl, piss offff!! ;D
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    yeah! i was always fine watching her in Suite Life of Zack and Cody, then the rest (HSM and album) comes and its just so- ugh.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    yeah ¬¬ washed up disney kid.
  • himynamewas · 6 months ago
    Hi, alex, nice to have you in here! Well, the Ashley Tisdale thing it's actually really weird, must be a double coincidence, or she's a great fan of yours. But, relax, take it easy. Don't bother so much about that High School Musical girl (Sorry, fans of her, I don't want to be mean with her but.. oh well). Oh and you all look great on the video. Now, talking about the two tours, have great fun! I hope you rock all those cities where are you going to. South America still waits you to hit every country.
  • mbiss · 6 months ago
    soooo you ARE coming to my city (hartford) on your tour but i won't be home. come back on your bigger tour? kthanks.
  • HannahIsSoRad · 6 months ago
    Oh, awesome! I was really sad that there wasn't a Chicago date on the current "small" tour. Hopefully y'all will play the Chicago House of Blues when you come. My favorite venue!
  • Mell_E · 6 months ago
    I agree with this completely! Please hit up the House Of Blues! :)
  • Johntel · 6 months ago
    Yikes! You guy's video really pissed off some Ashley Tisdale fans... (basing this on the comments in MTV) anyways...nice vid...see you guys soon on the small tour (currently thanking all higher powers that I live near DC)
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    Oh hi Alex! So cool Gabe is having a break in the beach. Is so awesome you made a 'small' tour, happy for the fans can go becuase I can't go, like I said to Gabe I am in Chile, too far away. Anyway is just good you made a tour is going to be hot, I know. And so excited about the release of Hot Mess, can't wait to hear it!
    Wow, I didn't know about the thing of Ashley Tisdale, I knew about her album Guilty Pleasure but didn't know about her 'Hot Mess' song :/ Anyway you are a lot better. So funny 'why is she trying so hard to ride your jock' that make me laugh a lot.
    Love you Alex and Cobras
    Hugs from CHILE!
  • fuqwhatyouknow · 6 months ago
    how is he bothered by the ashley tisdale stuff? is he getting tons of tweets about it?

    yayy that means you guys will come to nyc (the actual city) with blg/themaine in the fall y/n?
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    i searched "@GabrielSaporta" on the Twitter search thingy and saw many people asking Gabe about Ashley.

    oh this girl (ashleytonline) typed to Gabe on Twitter:
    "FUCK YOU! ASHLEY TISDALE IS MUCH BETTER THAN U AND SHE UR JUST JEALOUS SHE'S MORE FAMOUS! COMPARE UR FOLOWERS!!!! DUMB ASS!"

    geez what the hell.
  • laceylovesgabey · 6 months ago
    haha. lamee. i did the same thing and got this little asian boy: http://twitter.com/lilnho, its just funny, like this little chinese boy trying to cuss GABE SAPORTA out.
    "I swear that i'm not gonna let this thing go away. You fucking bastard. Ashley Tisdale is wayyyy more popular than u."
    haha i mean gabe doesnt care if you swear to never let this go away. yk?
    what a little disney fanboy. if you just like read all his tweets, oh lol. hes actually Vietnamese. lol anyways.
    "WTF is wrong with u? she's a lady and u're such a faggot!"
    oh and this "@GabrielSaporta how many vacuums have you owned in your life? PLEASE REPLY!!!"
    this is funn.

    and now people saying they got the idea from rihanna? rihanna used good girl gone bad, cobra did good girls go bad. two different tenses and meanings people.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    ughhhh at that lil' disney fan boy! just read his tweets, he's trying too hard to get replies from Ashley Tisdale/Miley Cyrus- those Disney stars. whoa he's really a huge Ashley fan, by telling from his tweets.

    o.O


    i defended Gabe and told them off, LOL. nothing else better to do. just wanna argue with them and see what they reply! great, great, greaaaaat entertainment.

    "gihperes @GabrielSaporta I Kissed a Boy = Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, Good Girl Go Bad = Good Girl Gone Bad by Rihanna!!! Hollaback Boy=Hollaback Girl,Gwen Stefani!You still want to complain? Ashley does not copy you more than you copy others!!!"
    what the fuck it's so different.

    YEAH lol i saw that tweet about Good Girl Gone Bad and Good Girls Go Bad! funnay.
  • mariella · 6 months ago
    hah that's completely different. Those were covers with changed words, they never said it was their songs

    butthurted tisdale fans should gtfo
  • gillpill66 · 6 months ago
    how many vacuums have you owned in your life?? wtf??? hahahaha!!!!
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    that is pathetic. and that little asian kid needs a slap. i think gabe could floor him even if he blew in his face.
    might send him some abuse ;D

    and on twitter retweet #tisdaleisathief my friend and i are trying to start a trending topic just to piss the stupid AT fans. :D
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    i'm so pissed at that kid!

    HAAAA amazing i am so gonna join that #tisdaleisathief !
  • laceylovesgabey · 6 months ago
    seriousslyyy. he thinks hes all hot shit with a keyboard, i mean come on, hes like eight. im sorry but what sort of little boy listens to lily allen?or the veronicas? and he follows taylor lautner and spencer pratt, ughh hes creepy. he probably like saves all of the disney stars' little kiddie porn or something and thinks bulimia is cool.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    he kindda surprised me, he swears at a young age. lol.
    maybe something's just wrong with him.
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    i think he's some kind of an old hobo pedophile who uses a fake twitter profile picture just hiding behind the computer.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    probably, he'd probably sitting there giggling because he called Gabe a bastard. Dude, I have bigger vocabulary ;)
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    GOOD! spread the word!!
  • WhatThePANTS · 6 months ago
    D: Ashley Tisdale. she makes me cry.
    yeahh, you guys better come to Ottawa :) my best friend would just about die of happiness.
  • Rachael_G · 6 months ago
    Ha, it's funny because the Ashley Tisdale fans are getting upset about it and talking shit about Cobra because you're not "famous."

    So ridiculous. Can't wait to see you guys nor can I wait for the new album!
  • His Girl, Wednesday · 6 months ago
    Them Ashley Tisdale fans ain't got nothing on us Cobra fans just like Ashley Tisdale ain't got nothing on you guys. (I want to kill myself for my improper grammar now.) Don't worry your Hot Mess will be better than her Hot Mess and Guilty Pleasure put together. Personally I don't think they know what kind of band and band fan's they are dealing with.

    When you guys start your fall tour you better come out to NJ. I can't see you guys in Farmingdale because my mom says it's too far away. Still can't wait for the new album! I'm also pre-ordering Gabe's glasses from the FBR store!
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    i decided to check Ashley's song Guilty Pleasure and heard 43 seconds of it... it sucked.
  • pixiedust_fangsUp · 6 months ago
    I'd love to participate in a Cobra/AT fan rumble. We'd kick their ASSES.

    And I totally agree with the NJ thing! My parents said the same thing too! and it's four FUCKING days before my birthday and that apparantly counts for nothing *tear.* I've missed out on so many shows this summer already because there is be only one date on Long Island, which is hard for us to travel to and from late at night (yeah, I'm looking at you tai, gch, fob and patd, too. )!
  • liquidlives · 6 months ago
    you know what? you guys should come to brazil. AHAHA

    and ms. tisdale should stop being such an opportunist. that's it.
  • aedail108 · 6 months ago
    :D luckily you're coming to DC.
  • shannonnn · 6 months ago
    haha, i'm going to the DC one!
    i'm soooooooooo stoked.
  • fuckyea · 6 months ago
    CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU COBRAS
  • adnama85 · 6 months ago
    I'm just so happy yall are coming back to San Antonio!
  • NINIE · 6 months ago
    that thing with ashley tisdale is just weird.... XD
    oh and go see this! This will blow your mind! ;-) haha!
    http://twitpic.com/8uy7e
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    LOL! amazing picture :)
  • Daaniela · 6 months ago
    AWW, that's Chislett <3 I love him with all my heart.
  • rejectfreakloser · 6 months ago
    I'm excited for this motherfucking tour!
  • kristen · 6 months ago
    ashley tisdale fans need to sit the fuck down, and that's it. i hate that people are bothering gabe on his vacation about this stupid stuff. it doesn't matter. cobra > ashley.

    anyways, i can't wait for the hot mess tour! i'll be going to 3 shows :) and hopefully seeing you guys again in the fall. so excited for the album/tour. can't wait to see all of you!!
  • Mad Pierrot · 6 months ago
    Hoping I can magically make it to DC for the smaller venue tour. Dragging friends to see you live at a small venue would make my week.
  • frayed_ends · 6 months ago
    I'm debating trying to go to the Columbus show. Too bad that you're not headlining in the fall :(
  • MarJVH · 6 months ago
    i so dont like ashley tisdale..... i cant believe she biting so hard..... ive actually her interviews of her saying that she likes cobra... so she knows that shes ripping you guys.....and needs to stop.....
  • Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago
    yeah i've heard that she's a cobra fan too.
  • fuqwhatyouknow · 6 months ago
    where does she say she likes cobra? i didn't know that but if it's true she can gtfo
  • Alyson · 6 months ago
    First off) EW - Ashley Tisdale.
    2) I'm super glad Gabe gave you his log-in info. How long will he be on vacation for anyways?
    3) I'm still upset you guys aren't coming through Chicago on the mini Hot Mess tour, but as long as you stop on the enormo tour - it's all good :) I'll be the first one to buy tickets!

    Thanks for updating, Suarez! xo
  • katrina4294 · 6 months ago
    is the fall tour with blg?
  • You Go, Liz Coco! · 6 months ago
    lmfao That’s sketchy. I’m afraid of just using their names as a coincidence in a book, nevermind steal their names for an album cover and a song, and reverse them. I’d be scared shitless by copyrights and big fat lawyers.
  • joceyIDKAYBICTD · 6 months ago
    when i found out i was so confused.
    ahsley tisdale.disney channel star, bahaha.
    i loved the tweet gabe, your hystercial.
    love always,
    jocey.

    oh and please come have a show in ny on the fall tour again.
    i cant make it to the show before the fall tour ):
    <3
  • HarlequinHana · 6 months ago
    I was really dissapointed with the results, being from a small new york town.

    Albany or Troy next time, please? (:
  • likeWHOAitsSonia · 6 months ago
    i'm not mad.
    i'm just not happy :/
    but whateverrr
    i'm going to try to get to columbus anywayyy
    because you guys are my freaking life. c:
    and it's a week before my birthday
    so maybe i could even get someone to take me...
    and thennn
    i will see you here,
    in cleveland,
    or at least,
    i really
    really
    really
    reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyREALLY
    hope i will.
    but if you skip it again,
    i suppose i could travel again
    because,
    as i said,
    you guys are my freaking life.
    c:
    and i wouldn't blame you for skipping us
    because cleveland sucks.
    like really really really sucks.
    :P
    whatever.
    i'll see you
    yayy tour(s)!!!
    yayy album!!!
    yayy ashley tisdale...oh wait...ew.
    not yayy...
    haha
    i can't stand her...
    but whatever.
    i love you guys!!!
    and i'm way exciteddd
    because the good girls go bad video was way rad.
    because you guys are way rad.
    so the tour(s)/album will be too
    yayy
    woohoo!!!
    c:
  • katrinatheweerd · 6 months ago
    stop by Sacramento,California on a friday or saturday please!! it would make my life complete!
  • Hailey · 6 months ago
    Are there any perks for buying Pre-Sale?
  • xoAlisababayyy · 6 months ago
    ashlee tisdale is a stupid high school musical bitch with a bad nosejob.and yeah its deff not a coincidence.she needs to hve some originality instead of copy you guys:].you got my support haha.

    and about the touuurrrr!
    please stop by maryland
    cobra starship is my absolute fav and id kill to meet you!
    please please PLEASEE come to md and make my life complete haha:]
  • cobralove · 6 months ago
    I was so freaked when i
    heard about the small tour and
    saw you guys weren't coming to the Phoenix
    area but to Tucson. I asked my mom aand she was like heck no
    I'm not taking you to tucson. then i told her about the bigger tour
    and she got all "i don't have money" pissed at me
    so i probably won't be able to go :(
    really bummed now.
    have funn without me
  • Gabelicious · 6 months ago
    Hi Alex!! Good to see you here!! =) This whole Ashley Tisdale thing is so annoying, why is she stealing your ideas!? Damn her!! Hope Gabe has a nice time of and you guys have fun on the upcoming tour!! I don't worry that much, you never come to Germany so I don't wonder this time! I know it's not your fault but damn you guys are so missed!! Okay now I'll watch the video!! :D
  • rawR-ific · 6 months ago
    well thank you suarez for apologising to us , at least .
    come to aus ?
  • Charlvanti · 6 months ago
    Haha, honestly the Ashley Tisdale thing just made me laugh, a lot.
    Gabe was so right in his comeback.
    Nice to hear from you Suarez
  • sophie_rose · 6 months ago
    PLEASE DONT FORGET TO COME TO MONTREAL.
    You're God over here. :)
  • backdown_cashout · 6 months ago
    At the risk of sounding bitchy, could you guys have picked a crappier lineup to tour with?
  • ipostedthis · 6 months ago
    DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT.

    My computer's been really f'd up lately, and it won't let me watch videos that are posted on websites. Theres just a blank box and that dumb little triangle and square and circle.

    So I don 't get to see the obviously genius interview video. FML.

    Ah well. I still love you Suarez. It's not like you're responsible for the crap pile that is the internet.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    SUAREASY ^_^
    god, we're all jealous of Gabe, I'm stuck in a classroom all day in the sweltering heat. You guys were complaining about the heat and lack of aircon to my friend and i when you were in London... you seriously don't want to be here right now XD
    but if you're here in the winter it will be too cold!!

    and people shouldn't complain about you guys not going to a city, there's countries that you've never been to and have fans there. we've only have cobra 4 times in 3 years. you'll just have to travel a bit.
  • PatrickStumpLVRxoxo · 6 months ago
    why would she do that? thats really dumb
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    oh it's so fun having a go at the ashley tisdale fans who are abusing gabe on twitter. waiting for an argument to start up, this shall be fun ^.^
    boredom ftw!
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    and can't watch the bloody interview, what a surprise. you can watch jackshit Cobra stuff when you're not in the US. D:<
  • Kirstenn · 6 months ago
    I hope by "hit up your city" you mean that there will be Canadian dates. And that one of them will be in Edmonton.
    Because if not I'll be pretty disappointed in you guys.

    And I can't watch the video.
    Fucking MTV won't let me watch it in "my area"
  • ariasagirl · 6 months ago
    lmfao who in the world even likes ashley tisdale . she can't sing and nobody even buys her albums hahahah
  • mariella · 6 months ago
    Wish that "enormo tour" would include Europe. *coughswedencough*
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    *cough*all europe no america*cough*

    aha i'm kidding, don't hate on me now people.
  • ilikeyellowlemons · 6 months ago
    grrr I can't watch the video :(

    sometimes it really does suck living in the UK...
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    agreed ¬¬
  • timechangesfate · 6 months ago
    st.louis.
    do it.
    cause i really really REALLY want to see you
    mmk? thnks.
    <3
    lol.
  • missy3 · 6 months ago
    Is your "enormo" tour going to be only big stages??or will you still be playing in little clubs???
  • stupidloveletter · 6 months ago
    i love how much the little ashley tisdale are getting mad over this, they all need to grow up! some of them are saying that cobra starship copyed her! what is this?!?!?!?!?! they all need to take a chill pill and go back to the disney channel. =]
  • ZAF9898 · 6 months ago
    please come to phillly on your big tour =)
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    all retweet #tisdaleisathief too
    tyvm
  • sabiiine · 6 months ago
    gabe waldorf is so much better than ashley O_O'
  • caaaaaaaique · 6 months ago
    The Ashley thing is a total coincidence. She's definitely not trying to copy you guys, you should take a look at her music - I love it, but it has nothing to do with yours. What's Gabe talking about? She doesn't look like Ashlee at all haha! Love them both :) Ashley's Guilty Pleasure drops out July 28th in the US but it's already out in several countries, like my very own Brazil :) ok, so I think we can forget about this Tisdale thing 'cuz she's DEFINITELY not copying you guys or sth like that xo
  • fuckyea · 5 months ago
    what makes you think she isn't copying?
  • caaaaaaaique · 5 months ago
    Her songs don't have anything to do w/ Cobra's. And I know you may think it's BS, but, as her fan, I know Ashley tries to be authentic. I know she'd never copy anyone, she's just not this kind of artist - she doesn't copy, she creates. And, again, just take a look at her songs - she might be, as some said, from Disney but that doesn't make her a less qualified singer or lyricist. And what she sings don't have anything to do with what Cobra sings. I love Cobra too, don't take this the wrong way! I'm just a fan of hers and I am trying to defend her - so, guys, stop being nasty to her when she didn't do anything...
  • fuckyea · 5 months ago
    fair enough. i just dont like her haha
  • GreenEmbers · 6 months ago
    I wish I'd caught on to this earlier, that's pretty fucking funny!
  • GreenEmbers · 6 months ago
    Wish I'd caught on to this earlier, this is fucking funny!
  • shreyamon · 6 months ago
    I saw this LJ post where in all the comments everyone was like Ashley Tisdale this and Ashley Tisdale that, and then I commented and was like "Um, no! She's a disney channel product, these guys actually worked for what they got." GO COBRA!
  • katielouise_x · 6 months ago
    Nice to hear from you Suarez! Maybe this will have inspired you to get your own one now. maybe? =D

    This stuff is killing me seriously. little kids swearing at us and thinking there proooooper hard cause of it. honestly never gonna get old!
    I think the funniest thing i've read from a ashley tisdale fan was that because they were slating you, us fans would all go off and slit our wrists. I've never laughed soooo much in my life! honestly, nearly did damage to myself!!

    Oh, and Gabe have a good one, and have a margarita or two on me =]
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    LMFAO, i saw that. apparently we're all 'scene kids' cas we like Cobra Starship.
    and some girl put a comment saying that Ashley Tisdale announced Guilty Pleasure way before Cobra. i was like WTF?! COBRA RELEASED IT TWO YEARS AGO HOE!
  • blahblahblahz · 6 months ago
    Take The Academy Is... on tour with you on the big tour pretty please.
  • CarmaIsABitch · 6 months ago
    do you guys plan on coming anywhere near Providence? it would be pretty awesome to have you guys come back again. and Ashley Tisdale; she's below you anyway so I wouldn't stress it. I only know her because Perez Hilton likes to trash on her.
  • mrybth · 6 months ago
    yeah, a tour with Boys Like Girls and The Maine.
    gunna be great :]
  • Meanb · 6 months ago
    yeah right gurlz! Ashley Tisdale named her album "Guilty Pleasure" since January (2009) and then she announced the track "Hot Mess" in February/March 2009, so she's not riding Gabe's dick, ok? Ashley's album is called GP and Cobra's "Hot Mess"... I Know Cobra has a song called "Guilty Pleasure" is from few years ago... did Gabe created the word "Hot Mess"? not right? ok, so stop bashing Ashley. Gabe was the one who started this shit, and he shouldn't tweet Ashley about this shit... like her or not, she's still a lady and no one deserves to be talked in that way and yes, she's from Disney, so what? Just don't hear her music and that's all!
  • Loochh · 5 months ago
    I think her being a lady is completely irrelevant. No wonder many men see us as the weaker sex, as people say 'you can't hit a girl' and you can't be rude to a girl. Blah blah blah.
    Who gives a shit, Gabe can have a go at who he likes if she's a girl or not. A boy can give me as much shit as he wants, cas he knows I will fling it straight back. If a boy hits me, I'll give him a punch back 10 times harder. Because I'm underestimated. And I bet Ashley is underestimated, she probably can throw as much shit around as the next person. Only because she seems all nicey nicey, doesn't necessarily mean she is. What I'm emphasizing is, people are acting that Gabe is a bully cas Ashley is a girl. People should GET THE HELL OVER IT. and aren't girls these days more violent themselves?

    and speaking of Tisdale, I can hear her voice on TV now, jeeez. Joy.
  • Meanb · 6 months ago
    and if she's shit and irrelevant, why y'all keep talking 'bout her? Stop plz!
  • fangsupnicolee · 6 months ago
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  • Rij'teabiscuit · 6 months ago
    i can't see the video =/
  • shelbyatl · 6 months ago
    suarez!!!! hi. im so stoked for the baby tour because its coming to my city! colorado springs co at the black sheep aug 7!!! i plan on bringing all my friends to experience your live show :)
  • ilovemusic · 5 months ago
    ahahah wow i dont like her and gabe is totaly right she does look alittle like ashlee simpson-wentz ( when she first started ) in that picture..... thats weaird and kinda awkward
  • fangsupnicolee · 5 months ago
    I know she looks nothing like herself!
  • ilovemusic · 5 months ago
    yeah but its there body and they can do whatever they feel like doing soo i guess we alll just have to live life our selves and stop fallowing theres?
  • stupidloveletter · 5 months ago
    friday night i went to go see how much the tickets were and they were already sold out :'( oh well i guess im going to the fall tour =] hope u had a nicee time sipping away at margaritas on the beach.
    =]
  • DaisyMae95 · 5 months ago
    nice, i did the same, like 2 seconds ago, and it is still entertaining!
  • Flamingsword · 5 months ago
    Greetings, Sir Suarez!

    Obviously Ms. Tisdale is a fembot created by some incompetent adversary to infiltrate and destroy you all. As to the identity of this nemesis is I can hazard no guesses, but congratulations on not even noticing the trademark threat.

    Also, Gabe may have killed purple, but n00b forgot to camp the respawn. It's back and rolling with my boyz in the horde.

    And why is the second part of the interview up but not the third? Damn, ya'll! How much cussing did they have to edit out?! :D
  • CarmaIsABitch · 5 months ago
    ugh, tickets for the Cobra show in Providence go on sale in an hour and the club they're playing doesn't have a box office. how the hell do you not have a box office, or atleast the promoters number on hand? Why can't you (Gabe) play at Club Tantric where I work? seriously, Club hell is like the Living Room if you remember it, it's falling apart and the sound is terrible...:(
  • luv2swim93 · 5 months ago
    I just wanted to let you guys know that I just bought tickets like 2 hours ago for your hot mess tour!!! see you on august 11th in West Hollywood!!!

    <3
  • Daaniela · 5 months ago
    GABE GABE GABE GABE GABE GABE! YOU GOTTA READ THIS!

    Few minutes ago I saw your video "Good Girls Go Bad" on MTV Latin America, and that's awesome. There you have a GREAT oportunity of being famous here :D Just like you wanted!
  • sabiiine · 5 months ago
    i almost die when i saw the video.
  • ilovemusic · 5 months ago
    so i was in the car going to the mall when this car cuts my mom off and of couse gets pissed and i look at the car and was like I WANT THAT SO FUCKING BAD it was a purple (one of my favorite colors) mustang and in the back it had in capitol letters COBRA it was amazing! :D
  • Roxαnne · 5 months ago
    Yeah for the the date and tour and city :) . That's okay

    But i'm wrong --` , i can't watch the vid ! Cause i'm not in USA </3 .
  • Roxαnne · 5 months ago
    i don't know why, but i always found this girl a little weird, more, she plays in DiSNEY bullshitand i know, there R some old things that we love all Disney property as Mickey Mouse and the rest but the new like High School of its kind, it is shit ! ahah ! Sorry :O =X im so sorry ! =S =S =S
  • luv2swim93 · 5 months ago
    i love you guys. but i really hope you don't become a poser band where people think they love you when they only know "good girls go bad".

    i've already seen alot of people saying they love you and singing good girls go bad. don't get me wrong, i love that song. it's my ringtone. but, i just really hope i don't have to go to a concert with a bunch of posers next to me.

    fangs up!
  • Loochh · 5 months ago
    agreeeeeeed.

    *cougheveryonethinkstheylovemetrostationwhenthey'veonlyheardshakeitcough*
  • Loochh · 5 months ago
    i just think you should come back to england :(
    it's rare having decent gigs to go to.
    i don't think i can wait probably another year to see you guys for the first time. i'm busting my guts out here.

    in other news, i ordered my hot mess super bundle yesterday! i am so stoqueddddd. and also because i'll be wearing a tee and a hoodie that only 99 other people would be wearing ^_^
  • xXstarlynXx · 5 months ago
    You guys should come to Chicago for the bigger tour!! We love you the most!!!! <3 (Haha, just kidding...don't hate on me, people!! :P)

    I found the Ashley Tisdale thing really funny! XD She's just another Disney-plastic star who can't separate herself from Disney. She's twenty-something, and she keeps playing roles of high school people. Kinda sad, really. :/ As for all the Ashley Tisdale fans who are so pissed off at Cobra, that's even more pathetic. Some of those 'comebacks' are so stupid it cracks me up!! :P
  • sabiiine · 5 months ago
    GABE CAN U PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE COME TO BRAZIL ? ))): I REALLY,REALLY NEED U *cry* (come with leighton please :'D ) i will travel to NY when i make 18 years just to see u,ok ? and i will get up on the stage and hug u. don't be afraid my lover, i'll be with you HHSUAHSUUSHSA' my english sucks eww.
  • klaara · 5 months ago
    You should do a world tour, and pleaase come to Sweden!! You're the best :) <3
  • sabiiine · 5 months ago
    yeah,world tour *-*
  • LeeannDimock · 5 months ago
    id love to watch the video tobad i live in CANADA WHERE MTV SUCKS D=
  • erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago
    I <3 COBRA STARSHIP!!!!
  • erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago
    OMG Cobras!!!! Come To Massachusetts!! I saw you guys at The Belivers Never Die Part Duex Tour and It was FUCKING AH-MAZINGGGGGG!!! I <3 you guys and I would lovee if you would come to Mass. or somewhere around the state!! thanks...and BTW my little sister used to LOVE Ashley Tisdale but now she hates her bc "it's two coincedences (sryy for the badd spellingg :)), I mean one coincedence is one thing but it's a double whammy, ya kow?" my little sister also said that Ashley Tisdale should get her own song/album names and not take your's Cobra Starship!!! Lovee you guyss!! Byeeee:)
  • jordanabanana · 5 months ago
    I think she wants to be your jock.

    i feel bad for her. the only things she probably did on her album is sing (with the help of electronics) and say "hey lets copy (the awesome) band cobra starship hot mess is soo, like, hot and will make me seem more mature compared to highschool musical. And 'guilty pleasure' sooo bad! i just wanna ride gabes jock!"

    poor poor girl. ashley, btw, hows ur new nose job doing ya? it totally doesn't look like ur trying to be ashley simpson-wentz!
  • jordanabanana · 5 months ago
    I think she wants to be your jock.

    i feel bad for her. the only things she probably did on her album is sing (with the help of electronics) and say "hey lets copy (the awesome) band cobra starship hot mess is soo, like, hot and well make me seem more mature compared to highschool musical. And 'guilty pleasure' sooo bad! i just wanna ride gabes jock!"

    poor poor girl. ashley, btw, hows ur new nose job doing ya? it totally doesn't look like ur trying to be ashley simpson-wentz!
  • jordanabanana · 5 months ago
    :0 !!! did it double do me?!
    thats what she said.
  • jordanabanana · 5 months ago
    oh, btw, come to san francisco.

    im using my jedi mind-tricks. now tell me, are they working?
  • lazarodelosreyes · 5 months ago
    TAKE JONNY CRIAG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!

    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT


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    Just do it. Really.