DISQUS

PippaTopsy · 6 months ago

Thats its Im being referred to forever as P.Topsy

It just makes you sound like a douchebag when people talk to you.

I feel like a dick sayin it now but you know what when i get to school im referring to everyone with their first intial and last name just to see what reaction i get.

I wonder if i will piss people off or give them an ego boost?

Social Experiment No1#

pearled · 6 months ago

ahahah i totally saw it in the wrong blog and was about to comment but you had deleted it already.

pearled · 6 months ago

okay wait, is the whole video a joke, or are the parts that r. kelly is singing actually real? because i genuinely don't understand how the fuck all the lines he sings could possibly fit into a real song and not be totally ridiculous.

Kaleigh · 6 months ago

I doubt many more of us were awake to catch that mistake, lol. It happens when you've got more than one blog!

And speaking of sleep, I don't know if you saw this in the last post but Alexis managed to record the recording of Help Me Sleep from her tv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZeqnYupNTM

edit: I'm figuring it's the home stretch right before the record comes out but not everything's perfected yet that always sucks, yeah?

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

god damn that was so fucking good! i am so bummed i forgot to tivo it. there is an apple widget that can download from your tivo!!! i dont remember what it's called :(

Kaleigh · 6 months ago

Is it this one? I just googled it http://www.tuaw.com/2008/01/01/widget-watch-sho...

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

YES YES! is your tivo hooked up to your home network? it has to be, right?

Kaleigh · 6 months ago

I'm not the one who taped it actually, my friend did but I'm pretty sure she has tivo so I'll text her (she's in NYC too) and ask her what's up because I know she's got a proper recording of the performance. (which was fucking awesome, I forgot to mention)

Alexis · 6 months ago

I HATE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IT IS SIX AM. But you're lucky this is when I wake up. Now, I'm going to say yes and assume I know what you're talking about. Widgets, jesus christ.

This is why we can't have nice things, GOING BACK TO BED.

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

follow the instructions. it's kind of a bitch to set up. you just have to go into yr tivo settings and get some number..

Kaleigh · 6 months ago

Ahh! Commented your other reply before I saw this one--it wasn't my recording, it was my friend's. I'm seeing if she's awake so I can get her over here to help you.

Kaleigh · 6 months ago

She's awake, sending her here as soon as her computer cooperates! edit: she says to wait patiently.

Alexis · 6 months ago

Your updates via comment are totally amazing.

ThatsWhatSheSaid · 6 months ago

its a little like calling a child by the wrong name, nothing that can't be fixed with a little TLC. whatever that means blog-wise. i'm tired and becoming delirious. its only 3 here though. Sleep well now G-Sap.

maddie161234 · 6 months ago

Love that show/book series.

dannie. · 6 months ago

you should be proud. it takes balls to comment people at 6:00 in the morning. xP

LuLuBelle · 6 months ago

Are you a fang banger, Gabe?! I like that. ;)

Kate · 6 months ago

Um him saying he wants to sleep with Sookie Stackhouse doesn't make him a fang banger seeing as she isn't a vampire. Stop trying to be cool, it won't make him want to fuck you any more.

LuLuBelle · 6 months ago

Clearly I was joking and some people who are fans of the show like to call themselves "fang bangers". And, also, this comment was in response to something Gabe posted, not something you posted.. So mind your business and stop trying to draw attention to YOURSELF by replying to something that had nothing to do with you and was a joke. Not to be taken seriously.

mariella · 6 months ago

ohshit, why up so early?

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

btw - EVERYONE needs to watch this r kelly video now!

LuLuBelle · 6 months ago

Its too bad that guy did it first. Would have mad a pretty entertaining Cobracam to see you on the phone with R.Kelly.

michmybelle · 6 months ago

will watch it now. This is so awesome GABE blog WITH MY MORNING COFFFE :) This is gonna be a great day! Go to sleep while I go to work! Not fair :)

JayDay182 · 6 months ago

i will....as soon as i buy new headphones. mine busted out cuz i listened to my music too loud :)
but hey, my theory is--if u can still hear ur phone ring over ur music, its not loud enuf :)

Loochh · 6 months ago

hear, hear!
:D

Skarlett · 6 months ago

Amazing you. In new york soon, nashville now recording with chaingang, must see your face mr x

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

no way! you guys are all in the states?!?!?

siriusbusiness · 6 months ago

I'm from Singapore though!

nicolettey · 6 months ago

as am i...

Amalina Honkerburger · 6 months ago

so am i :D

michmybelle · 6 months ago

I'm on LongI island, can I call in sick today and we can go to the beach together?? The sun is supposed to come out today (but still not a good hairday too humid!)

TheGamineBruise · 6 months ago

It isn't summer on Long Island until there's a day the humidity is so bad you get Magenta's hair.

Roxαnne · 6 months ago

i'm not, i'm in Quebec, just the part of canada above u :) . So , A small town near Montreal.
and you don't know how i would go to US. one day. =( The first city to visit : N.Y. =D .

jordanabanana · 5 months ago

i'm from awesome land. a state in the united states of hipstania. we're working on the name, last minute.

Jadus · 6 months ago

Lmfao, Gabe is talking about a band called chaingang. Not where you guys are from. P.S. Maybe Cobra should come back to Australia with Chaingang. Hint, hint.

Jadus · 6 months ago

sjkdhsakdhkjdh may I sleep with Sookie too?

Prease. Pretty prease.

annieDUHH · 6 months ago

yay! for staying up all night! it's 6 am here in OH too! & unfortunately i haven't sleep for 2 days which might be the reason why i'm leaving this random comment! ha

Angelia · 6 months ago

omg gabe, get some decent sleep aka sleep earlier than 6am.
and i will watch the vid later. just got home

Jadus · 6 months ago

What they eat don't make us shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

camidundala · 6 months ago

sookie who? it sounds like a teddy bear. am I right? is it a teddy bear?! wait... no... teddy HORSE. definitely sounds like a teddy horse name.

and what other blog do you have that you posted this on? I thought it was just this.

ayshaaafuck · 6 months ago

right now, i'm trying to think of a witty as fuck comment but i'm too shit fucking tired and ughhhh. staying up for two nights then going to school wasn't the smartest idea. ><

anyways, gabanti [i say that randomly, idk], come back to ostralier. i haven't seen cobra yet, which fucking sucks because cobra fucking own. so. yes. come back.

and, i'm naming my first born after you. because the name gabriel is sicknasty, man.

yeah. idk. tired. i need sleep. like you. let's sleep together! no, joking. sixteen year age difference. >< dammit.

ayshaaafuck · 6 months ago

omg.i'm such a fag and accidentally replied to someone. ugh. douchefuck this waay. but, yes, i accidently replied to the chick up there ^^ so if you want to read what i said, read it there.

camidundala · 6 months ago

the guy in this video talks like Corey Haim meets Jonah Hill. And, this is pretty much amazing.

sup · 6 months ago

it is 6am here too and i'm wide awake. fml

LillyBerry · 6 months ago

I think he said he was gonna be real and do it on youtube, but I'm not sure. The beginning was a little unclear for me.

mariella · 6 months ago

hahaha i lmao'd through the whole video

mariella · 6 months ago

half the video actually

Alexis · 6 months ago

ughhhhhhh IT IS TOO EARLY WHY ARE YOU UP. Anyway, I'm the tivo girl, what the fuck do I have to do?

Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago

i actually looked and i did tivo taht one! it's last night's that i missed/ :(
thank you anyway though. ok, now i really gotta go to bed..

Alexis · 6 months ago

last night's is on youtube though (an actual version, not recorded ghettoly) so no need for sadfacing, bro. but you're welcome anyhow! go sleep.

fuqwhatyouknow · 6 months ago

you know what's my fave part of that performance? where you and tyler were blowing each other kisses at the end :')

frayed_ends · 6 months ago

LAST NIGHTS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ViPDYQm3o

i wish there was more of empty like the ocean at the end haha.

JayDay182 · 6 months ago

Gabe, i have to say, Twilight fuckd up vampires for me :( hahaha i mean i like the books and all, but now whenever i watch or read anything with a vampire in it, i see the sparkling bastard and the frumpy small town chick, even with True-Blood :( it makes me sad lol

Loochh · 6 months ago

kristen stewart ruined all of twilight.
she can't act to save her life.
i say put ryland in a wig and get him to replace her.
she sucks.

and the film's bollocks compared to the books. it's all about imagining it!

JayDay182 · 6 months ago

i knowww, and Rob Pattycake [[whatever the hell his name is]] has a creepy voice, and cant act very well either.
he really isnt even tht hot at all!
hes a pretty boy
i dont like pretty boys lol
i like the badass guys who just dont give a fuck :)
(Gabe, ur a badass pretty boy lol =])


hahah Ryland in a wig!! awesomee!! =]
and then since fan fic always seems to pose Gabe and Ryland as the gay couple, make Gabe be Edward


hollyyy shitt Gabe would be one sexy vampire!!! :)
hahahah pathetic how i can picture him eating the fuck out of sumone's throat! xD

hollyhalvorsen · 6 months ago

HAHHA oh gabe.
thank you.
its not even 4am here yet, but ill be up for a while now bcuz of this.

itsbciliketodance · 6 months ago

i honsetly dont know what to say to this other than go to bed gabriel!!!

Gabelicious · 6 months ago

HAHA the video was awesome!! I love the part when he's about to shave his whole face!!! LOL

Take a rest from the record, Gabe!! Maybe sleeping a bit would help!! Just saying!! ;)

Love you!!

Keren · 6 months ago

lol, dont go to sleep. who need to sleep? ;)
i want to sleep today at 5 am and woke up at 10. Now its 2 pm and im tired xD

oh and BTW, u have a lot of fans in Israel. hope to see u here someday :)

PunkRockPrincess · 6 months ago

i know i saw this and was like wtf am i on the write blog lol i keep switching between them so i lose sense of where i am sometimes. but its ok.. its early in the morning and looks like it will be a depressing day again its supposed to rain all week except thurs wtf.

PunkRockPrincess · 6 months ago

shit its too early in the morning my brain isnt functioning. i cant even spell correctly. i meant "right blog" ugh.

Loochh · 6 months ago

LOL you told me that I had to go to bed ;)
my turn to tell you haha.

PunkRockPrincess · 6 months ago

lol i cant sleep. i had to write a script out for my commercial and today rehearse my actors so when i typed that i was bs'ing my script and then ran straight to the bus and get my ass to school and now i'm back home. and tomorrow i have to be there early too so no sleep again. red bull..i live on red bull...

Flamingsword · 6 months ago

Sleep is for the weak! Let's live on adrenaline and caffeine!

danakaarina · 6 months ago

lots of love all the way from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia <3

katielouise_x · 6 months ago

LOL i went to sleep at 5 the other on saturday, well sunday morning ;), cas i was on here.
i got well moaned at cas my sister grassed me up ¬¬
bro, i'll watch the vid later, don't tell me to get my headphones this time! i'm at my mates house and we're working on our bnd entry ;)

oh btw this is Loochh not KatieLouise_x i came on here while she's in the bathroom. heehee

UmhiimRawr · 6 months ago

Wowww. xD

ML exclaims · 6 months ago

6 am?!
you really do need a break. I love you!

iAlex · 6 months ago

awsome, i can actually see the video now!
haha videos epic

fuqwhatyouknow · 6 months ago

:( you always do stuff when i'm sleeping.

loll speaking of sookie, i started watching true blood because of you ngl (i would've when it premieres but i don't get hbo) i spent like 2 days watching the first season online and i managed to catch the season 2 ep too. it's soo fucking good. i was surprised you liked it cos i thought you didn't like any of that fantasy stuff

danakaarina · 6 months ago

CS in Malaysia in the near future? Would be totally awesome if you guys came down here :)

Gina · 6 months ago

Missed you at webster yesterday. it would of been more fun if you we're there. SERIOUSLY.

also: jfc make your banner link back to the homepage ...killin a girl here. thanks.

Flamingsword · 6 months ago

True that. But take it easy on the old guy - he's new at this. ;)

Roxαnne · 6 months ago

Gabe you should sleep. you asleep when i wake up! yet i believe that we are at the same time ... mo, but you really need to sleep! both the video, you can expect that he call u, given the times when you layer he will have all his time!

Ali · 6 months ago

R. Kelly, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxLNRhCQnYw

That's the better Real Talk video.

CBfool · 6 months ago

hi everybody I'm new to this:)

CBfool · 6 months ago

ha that video is something...

kristen · 6 months ago

okay, nice video. and as someone who never sleeps either, it's totally okay that you accidently posted this on the wrong blog ;)

anyway, i believe we should discuss true blood because the cliffhangers every episode are fuuucked up. i really hope they just turned lafayette and didn't kill him, not only because he's like my favorite character, but also because he'd make a badass vampire. your thoughts?!?

hope you're getting some good sleep tho.

cbfool · 6 months ago

is it anything like twilight??

CBfool · 6 months ago

sorry i wasnt logged in....so yeaa thats my question but i just wanted to be logged in sorryyy

kristen · 6 months ago

it's only like twilight in the fact that it's about a human girl who falls for a vampire, everything else is totally different.
twilight is like the rated G vampire story to true blood.

Alexis · 6 months ago

Lol, Kristen you're being nice.

kristen · 6 months ago

haha okay i correct myself. true blood is like the extremely violent, profane, slightly pornographic version of twilight, with real vampires and not glittery ones.

better? :P

Alexis · 6 months ago

FUCK YEAH. I like that description a lot :D

And by pornographic she means those vampires know how to have sex, for anyone wondering.

kristen · 6 months ago

which is why everyone wants to be a fang banger ;)

CBfool · 6 months ago

haha oo i got it. sounds good!

Alexis · 6 months ago

No.

kristen · 6 months ago

also sorry to any commenters that watches true blood if i just ruined last night's episode for you... oops!

miranda · 6 months ago

haha...sweet dreams gabe :)

sabiiine · 6 months ago

wow, you can go to bed later than me! ''i wish R Kelly would just call me like he called the guy in this video, and give me some real talk to help put me to bed'' oh gabe i'd call you if you like it! :P

shannonnn · 6 months ago

gabeeeeee, my goal in life is to actually talk to you for once.
want to make that a reality?

Deidre · 6 months ago

*singing*
thanks for waking me up 4 in the morning for this. =D hahah

i kid i kid

danakaarina · 6 months ago

CS in Malaysia in the near future? Would be totally awesome if you guys came down here :)

karyncristina · 6 months ago

That what funny but I'm not gonna lie, I didn't watch the whole thing. I got the gist tho, and isn't that what matters?

DownSouthDiva · 6 months ago

Weird........really weird, but funny.

I used to stay up till six am all the time, sadly now that i live with my mother i can't :'(

whatsupanimals · 6 months ago

wow that video was very very funny i am complete :)

rachel · 6 months ago

man, that video is actually amazing hahaha
fuck you R Kelly your mums a babe and were into each other!!!
youve made my day gabe

rach x

nmtai · 6 months ago

omg the video was awesome hahaha

Kaaaylaaa · 6 months ago

I know this is kind of off topic, but can you read this please. I changed the words to GGGB for my friend because she wanted to see what it was like. Here it is: http://blindfoldedlight.tumblr.com/post/1281974...

PLEASE READ!
Btw, I like that R. Kelly video :P
And COME DO A CANADIAN TOUR! Please.

Loochh · 6 months ago

LOL LOL LOL.
i was actually laughing out loud at those songwords.
nice one.

Loochh · 6 months ago

Gabe, quick question. Are there no more CobraCams after the album is released? CobraCams are the only reasons that Mondays are good! (well most of the time it's Tuesday mornings. The videos are put up far too late for me to see them!)

I don't care if the videos are just you watching keyboard cat or something (even though keyboard cat is pretty awesome!) or Charlie Bit My Finger ("OWWW! GABRIEL!" one of my favourite Guy Ripley moments!). Pretty pretty please carry on with them?

Oh and now we've had Guy Ripley, Dick Bagwell, Vincent Twice Vincent Twice, who look oddly like Ryland and Suarez, will we ever see someone that looks bizarrely like you? ;)

vvadaa · 6 months ago

poor gabe ): get some sleep!

xliss · 6 months ago

Hahahah.It's very good video.I think R. Kelly would call to everyone & sing some songs for us .
Gabriel, to next time, Could u write one post in spanish ? please. I love u. Greetings from Chile :)

maliamassacre · 6 months ago

i dont understand it :(

bluesteelbaby · 6 months ago

OMFG!

I swear when you kept saying real talk with R Kelly I really thought you just meant he was gonna talk about some real shiiit.

Not that he was gonna SING about it

XD

That videooo = made my dayyy

I love how they're fucking doing his hair while hes on the phone!

gahd, that was hillarrriouss!

Alexish · 6 months ago

This has got to be the funniest video ive ever seen. Real talk. haha

its very, "trapped in the closet"ish i think. You know what? Gabe, you and the rest of the Cobras should do your own version to Trapped in the Closet. itd be fuckin insane :)

(oh and Trueblood last night...i think Eric and the others turned Lafayette into a vampire. He did ask for it didnt he? lol i kinda cried a lil bit when Bill yelled at Sookie. just a lil bit.)

brownymix13 · 6 months ago

hahaha. Real talkkkk. that video was hilarious. and i can't wait for the new record. it comes out on my HALF birthday, which really isn't significant at all, but i got excited =) haha

and i like how you added that bit about if you want real talk call R kelly. bahaha.

<3Bronwyn

quietriot1212 · 6 months ago

omg....GABE.... this is awesome. you're a BAMF haha :) that's why i wanna chill with you! crazy random calls from R Kelly FTW!

KissMySass567 · 6 months ago

Oh Gabe your amazing and halarious... :D... I Just Thought That i would put that out there.
lol i sound like a major creeper right now ..

Flamingsword · 6 months ago

Thank you. And since reciprocation is the way of my people: Geek keynote speaker on the geekdom of Barack Obama at Radio and Television Correspondent's Dinner. Long and worth it.

xwdwx · 6 months ago

Wow, I never thought the words 'YouTube' or 'real talk' would annoy me so much. Once the annoyance passes, it's really funny though. :D Ahahaha. I do dig R. Kelly though. :) LOL to this whole thing. :)

BabyxCobra · 6 months ago

Sookie!!♥ lol! Second Best Vampire Series After Twilight :)

Guest · 6 months ago

what.the.fuck.gabe?
lmfao!! duudee wth?? hahaha

BethMeryl · 5 months ago

You should TOTALLY have EVERYBODY ELSE tour with you. I've seen them in concert 3 times & ALWAYS terrific. LOVE their music, play their CD all the time! If the tour includes LA, I'll be there!
Beth

GinaLev · 3 months ago

I don't know why I'm just commenting on this now, but, really? This is amazing. It's one of those things that you're in the room by yourself, start cracking up, then sigh cause you're like WOW, did I really just do that?

GinaLev · 3 months ago

I don't know why I'm just commenting now, but, this is REALLY funny. It's the type of video that when you are by yourself. Watch it, crack up, and then look around and just sigh. And say "wow".