DISQUS

ilikeyellowlemons · 4 months ago

Ryland smashing himself with the bottle just kills me every time..... <3

hopeu2 · 4 months ago

Yeah who could smash a glass bottle over their head without bleeding.

ilikeyellowlemons · 4 months ago

Apparently Ryland Blackinton can

Loochh · 4 months ago

oh same. :D and i keep going awwww when he's sitting there making music by blowing the bottles ^^

luceeeeey · 4 months ago

i know, oh how amazing ryland is..

Loochh · 4 months ago

Ryland FTW :D

goranMK · 4 months ago

AHH love this. :)

gabe. im a boy and i want u. ooops :X

yanababyy · 4 months ago

hahahaaa.

sabiiine · 4 months ago

Ahhh, cobracam can't stop ): The old ladies are so you , I laughed a lot, that lion reminded me a LOT of you! :DD There's samba! if you like samba, come to brazil, you'll love it !

lisajane · 4 months ago

hi. release your album in the uk pls nd ty.
i don't trust international post!

and i found myself laughing the whole way through.
bed time now :)

Deidre · 4 months ago

rofl why is nate so unexpected? i love it. hahaha

pixiedust_fangsUp · 4 months ago

fc cuz I'm hardcore like that.

wooo bonus (jonas) cobracam shit. my life has meaning again

bluesteelbaby · 4 months ago

gggggoood stuff<3

I'm gonna miss cobra cam D"

Kaleigh · 4 months ago

This seriously isn't even fair to keep springing amazing shit on us like this after the show in Hollywood. You're killing me! Not that I truly mind, of course. :)

kellbell3 · 4 months ago

will there ever be anymore cobra cams? :)

pixiedust_fangsUp · 4 months ago

why do you keep distracting me as I'm trying to straighten my hair? thanks mofo.

salwaytay · 4 months ago

oh guys.
im gonna miss cobra cam

beccalwhite · 4 months ago

bahaha this version is so much better.
i still think you guys should do cobra cam even though the CD is released. they are fucking hilarious!

sophie_rose · 4 months ago

By Finale you better mean.. not the finale because Cobra Cam ROCKS <3

hopeu2 · 4 months ago

Gabe this was just so funny, I hope this was just the season finale. I can't wait to the nex season I'm going to target to get the album today. I never catch your updates when all I have to do is time in www.gabesaporta.com. This is easy enough.

steff1993 · 4 months ago

i hope you do another season of cobra cam as its so funny and great

catyy · 4 months ago

i love you guys :) i'm REALLY gonna miss cobracam :( the new album is amazing by the way, but you probably knew that... haha. i'm so happy that vicky-t got a big part in 'new edition' (my favorite track :D). she really is amazingly talented in like every way. i loved the way she sounded at the july 28th concert with katy perry. so yeahh just wanted to say that :) cobracam will be missed haha.

mariella · 4 months ago

the censors always ruin the good stuff

rahgirl · 4 months ago

lol censors?? what censors?

LuLuBelle · 4 months ago

Lmao!
You guys are fuckin' hilarious. I loved it.

burningxbridges · 4 months ago

The boner thing was FANTASTIC, absolutely brilliant.
Another definite highlight was Ryland hitting himself over the head, but that was allowed in.

But why the hell did they take the fire-limbo girl off? Is it just because of what the majority of the screen was?


And if you're done with Cobra Cam, you should at least have them before the other records come out too. And possibly even once in a while for the Cobra Crew?! :)

And seriously, we need hints as to what the new singles will be, it's killing me, because I want LItSwD or FYHC to be one, so bad. Is Hot Mess an "official" single?! 'Cause it being #13 on iTunes Top and all...

hopeu2 · 4 months ago

I enjoyed the season finale! I alway missed your blog updates, so it's just gabesaporta.com. I going to buy the CD, it's no way I would leave early for work so I will have to do it on a day off. The traffic is such a B.

bluesteelbaby · 4 months ago

haha I swear when I saw you in the bathroom and shit
that was the first time I was watching something cobra related
&telling myself "what the hell am I watching?"
but then you showed what you were really doing
&I was like "HAH! I knew that...>_>"

but srsly, I love how you were "Alright I'm coming"
&you look at the camera like "you nastiess ;')"

ahaha I loveyou<3

Gabelicious · 4 months ago

HAHAH thanks so much for posting this!!! I love CobraCam, hope we can expect a new season soon!! I already miss it!!

konstantines · 4 months ago

so i just had the shittiest night ever, but this made me laugh. you are all amazing. thankyou. stay fierce~

GeorGina · 4 months ago

ok.. so I'm on cobras4life.. filling out the form.. andddd i don't know what a "youth large" is? can anyoneee tell me :P

ashleymonaco · 4 months ago

oh my god. I still can't stop laughing. I want CobraCam Season 2!!!!
Love You

ilikeyellowlemons · 4 months ago

lmao!
so much better than the original :D

censors FAIL

you lot really need to carry on this CobraCam shindig even though the album has been released....PLEASE?!? :D

lmfaodudeXO · 4 months ago

lmao. way way better :D
lol those old ladies weree pretty beastin

It_Child · 4 months ago

2:37
thats all i have to say.

ilovemusic · 4 months ago

ahahah That was great going to miss this. ;[ p.s the record is awsome ;)

TheNewSlickRick · 4 months ago

You guys are fucking sick. Lmaohh. Victoria really shined in this episode.

natashapratt · 4 months ago

HAHAHHAA... Gabey Baby, you guys should've used this! This like... made my life! =D <3

lovesam · 4 months ago

I love Cobra Cam and I still can't get over the old man! By the way I am one of the unfortunate few who bought the CD and my insert didn't have a code on it. I sent an email on Wed and I still haven't gotten an email back about it. (Patience is a virtue and I am still working on it.)

Ahh - it's Smiley! · 4 months ago

Hahaha
The best thing ever just got even better.
:)

stellanoir · 4 months ago

this finale really encapsulated all that was cobra cam.
makes me laugh every time. :'D

shelbyatl · 4 months ago

can you do another season of cobra cam please?

emersyn · 4 months ago

hahahha that was great LOVE ITTTTT

liquidlives · 4 months ago

omg, THE BUTTLE OPENER! i can't believe they cut it out.

xhautelawx3 · 4 months ago

haha, i love this. uncensored stuff is always the bestt. (:

so. i'm aware that there are a few people that did not receive the coupon code with the cd, & unfortunately, i am one of those people. i was all excited because i was buying my first legit cd since i got my first ipod over three years ago, but then...nothing. haha. so now i'm not really sure what to do. until i read on the actual cobracrew website & learned that if you bought the album on itunes, you could still get into the club for free, i thought this was my only way without having to scrape some money out of my car savings to get into it. i just sent an email about it, so i guess i'll just wait a few days, & then see what happens...oh, & ps. the record's greattt. it's a little different than viva la cobra, but still amazing in it's own. (:

gillpill66 · 4 months ago

Dude. you said garçon. that sooooo rude!!! haha!!!

tiskahe · 4 months ago

love it! sooo much! lots better then the other one and i thought that one was awsome!
i couldnt stop laughing the whole time!

i love how getting wasted is always the answer too! =]

greenebean · 4 months ago

hahaha i love you guys. you all are wayyy too funny for words.

and i bought hot mess the other day at the mall! i opened it up today and found the cobras4life.com card and i was like "holy crap they went through with the fan club thing! awesome!".
so i'll be sure to register for that soon. :]

tini · 4 months ago

i hecka loves it you guys are so funny. :]] you guys seem likes oodles of fun to party with did i really just say oodles?? yes. yes i did. lol

leahfromportland · 4 months ago

cobras4life looks awesome! But... I bought Hot Mess at Target on release day and there's no coupon in it. What do I do?! AAAH!!

Meli_Flo · 4 months ago

i actually cant stop laffing hahahahahah "HOLY SHIT" by far the best. other than maybe the fucking lions. like litterally!

kathleengapit · 4 months ago

can you guys have cobracam season 2 even if you guys released hot mess? i really love cobracam. me and my close friend keep talking about you guys. and we always look forward for our tuesday nights [mondays there are tuesdays here like today is saturday 11:57 am.] HAHA. get it? please. :D

xo, kathleen [kgapit.tumblr.com]

DJ_Jazzy_J · 4 months ago

Rotfl. You guys are like ridiculously funny. If the whole music thing falls through, you guys should try comedy. But I hope that never happens. I know this is the season finale, but, fingers crossed, I hope this isn't the series finale.

angiestarship · 4 months ago

I'm gonna miss waking up every Tuesday to find a new episode of Cobra Cam :(
& btw I AM enjoying the new record VERY much :D

iAlex · 4 months ago

hahaha you guys rule!

hopefully be a season 2? :D

Loochh · 4 months ago

i'm going to miss all of this funny stuff. makes my tuesday mornings.
ryland pretty much owned this episode, especially with the smash over the head. gets me every time.


(has anyone in the uk got their hot mess preorders yet? i've heard people complaining that it's not even being sold in stores. idk)

iamprecious · 4 months ago

Classic shit...lmao.

anggina · 4 months ago

this is actually kinda sad to see the season finale:(
and cobras4life is super cool!the less cool thing is i live in jakarta and i dont know whether HOT MESS will be out in stores here, the previous albums didnt make it and i really wish i can get HOT MESS!

thank you cobras for keeping it up with us
xo

kerolss · 4 months ago

I just heard the CD, my cousin sent it to me.. GOD, IT'S TERRIFIC.. really, it's just so good. I loved all the tracks, congratulations guys..

Oh noooo.. the season finale :/

xo from brazil :D

alexis · 4 months ago

i LOVE Cobra Cam!!!
season 2?

oneandonlylora · 4 months ago

hey gabe, do me a favor and kick ryland out of the band so that he can become an actor!!! it's good stuff. I love it!
xx

TheWorldHasItsShine · 4 months ago

i fucking love youuu <3


-is that house arrest bracelet in your pocket...?

ohsorryyoumeanwhat · 4 months ago

i would buy your cd but somehow they dont sell it here in finland. or sweden. i could buy it from itunes buti like cds more :D

ohsorryyoumeanwhat · 4 months ago

BUT HELLLL YEEEEEEEAH i found it :D finally<3333

Bwittny · 4 months ago

Hey! I just wanted to say I just got your guys new album the other day. I pre-ordered it and was so stoked when I finally got it. This seriously is the best fuckinggg album ever! I can't wait to see you guys in concert again!!

hayleyjean · 4 months ago

Okay,
I found out your secret Gabe.
You and Vicky-T have a secret baby together.
You guys got like way to drunk so you could barely even see.
and accidently had a kid.
I didn't want to tell everybody about this but...
The only way you can convince me otherwise is if you tell me in person.
and thats not going to happen soo.... Your stuck with my assumption forever!
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

reesesweetie · 4 months ago

i see you suarez!

reesesweetie · 4 months ago

you know.. at the very end where jack is filming everyone passed out?

erinn_bo_berinn · 4 months ago

i will soo miss the CobraCam! I hope that you start doing them again when you start working on a new album!

Why dont you ever go on the Stickam any more?? Are you going to when there is a new album? Pleaseeee??

One more thing that I wanted to know is did you guys really smash bottles on your head? If you did then didnt it hurt? lol reply!
iloveyouCOBRAHHS! -Erin

Miss_Mirjam · 4 months ago

Damn.. That was funny! And sad at the same time...
I'm wondering what they are going to do next year!

pablokissmysass · 4 months ago

gabe i'm from URUGUAY, we and my girlfriend alredy order a very expensive copy of HOT Mess from here.

i know it's imposible to see you live, because montevideo is unlikely to be in your agenda.

but... we' re your #1 fans here.

if you come to montevideo sometime we would appreciate to meet you or something at least.

(:

blackingouthenegativity · 4 months ago

Lol awesome video
COME TO BUFFALO!
I prolly won't be allowed 2 go 2 the show but I will try lol

jordanabanana · 4 months ago

Haha, i love your videos. who comes up with the skits?
You guys BETTER keep doing funny stuff like this. Well, you don't have to but you all are hilarious.
Even my fricking mom loves the stuff you do.
How did you guys (and girl) do that fricken bottle breaking thing?

roseahmad · 4 months ago

I've watched this about forty times already. It is SO funny.

You're all amazing.
(By the way- Comment link "motherfuckers talkin shit"

Gabe = Genius!!!)

Loochh · 4 months ago

PMSL. there was a craze on Omegle.com where you type in DEMILOVATO69 to find other Tumblr uses.
We've just started GABESAPORTA69 to find other Cobra Starship fans XD
Everyone get your butts on Omegle.com now and find other Cobras LOL

Roxαnne · 4 months ago

i'll miss it to see how you could be stupid sometimes. And for you it is already memories.
Awww , time passes so fast ! i can't believe my eyes ! but i'm sure you will do a later, otherwise it would not be a bad idea huh? ajaj :) . Nice band, i can't wait for the hot mess tour in canada , we wait you at montreal guys and the only girl (yes poor Victoria had to endure your crap.) !

NINIE · 4 months ago

hey! this have nothing to do with this post but anyways!
Why the hell are you not coming to Montreal in the big tour?
Toronto is in there but not Montreal!? :'(
All FBR seems to forget us! what's happens???
MONTREAL WANTS YOU !!!!

Roxαnne · 4 months ago

Gennree !!!!! S'Paske ! À Montréal ! ON VEUT COBRA STARSHiP !
i'm so disapointed ! yeah we're better than toronto.

And Ninie , yeah , FBR forget us ! d'ahh . :( i'm so sad , it will be the only time i can to go. :( .
DO SOMETHiNG !

yanababyy · 4 months ago

i totally thought you were jacking off in the bathroom hahaaa,
i saw your promo videos for the vma's lol,
you guys are fucking hillarious.
and the san antonio show was awesomeee (:

Roxαnne · 4 months ago

everybody tought it ! Ahah , Knowing Gabe, you never know ...

Flamingsword · 4 months ago

Gabe, you have pull with PETA, right? Can you talk to someone over there about their new billboard? Animals are people, but humans are animals, too. Even fat women.

I have no objections about using sex to sell, as long as it's equal-opportunity objectification. They appear to be falling down on that front as well. :(

Their suck levels are high. Save them, Gabe.

Flamingsword · 4 months ago

Oh, I forgot: I was going to check out the fanclub thing since you mentioned it and I bought the album at the Dallas HOB show. (which was awesome, btw.) But the website mentions a CD insert? And there isn't one. Unless it means the liner notes, and that has ~1,000 names in tiny print, but nothing that says it's an entry code for anything.

No fanclub for me. :|? I'm not bothered, but I am puzzled.

marigaby · 4 months ago

Deberían venir a Venezuela y hacer felices a muchas personas aqui!

:D

Espero verlos por aqui pronto!

:D

MariGaby

Loochh · 4 months ago

What's happenin' bro? No one in the UK has recieved their preorders yet, it's not being sold in any stores and it's not on iTunes.
WUT?!

Going to miss CobraCam so much :(

shelbygoesgrawr · 4 months ago

so, im just gonna say that cobras4life is kind of bogus.
no offense.
but, i think it really sucks that your preorders dont accept american express credit cards. i think that there should be a way that people who do not have visa or mastercard can get the chance to get presale tix and maybe a m&g or ee.
like, im 17, so i dont have a credit card, so i dont really think that its fair for the fans out there who dotn use them to not be able to get the same chances.
sorry for that, but hey, not all of the fans have visa or mastercard, so why should they not be able to get the same things the others do?

hummingbirdlawlar · 4 months ago

love it! 'i'm writing it down!' lawlz. you guys rock.

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erinn_bo_berinn · 4 months ago

What do I do if I cant sign up for the cobra crew?? Like I put in all of my info. and then my code and then when I press continue nothing happens...any suggestions? PLEASE HELPP!!

camidundala · 3 months ago

I like how at the end, when you all are supposed to be passed out, Alex's eyes are just open and moving around for no reason. It's the most amazing type of utterly creepy.

gabeisasexyvege · 3 months ago

LOL WOW.