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yahooo parental advisory sticker for cobra. now you've really made it
the best is the kids on the shit-talking message boards who are saying, "fuck this version - it sucks."
???
why do i always have to spell it out?
MY PENIS IS A JOKE!*
thank you
xo
gabe
*yes the humor of that was not lost on me.
lol at least with the word cock, if a little kids asks you could lie and say its a chicken.
theres no gettin around penis
haha!
<3
I would be like Fuck that! *beep*
they removed cock but put penis on!
Not gonna lie, that made my night complete.
Oh, and see you guys at the Black Sheep. :D We're bringing you sake. (:
wow.
That part of the song is my ringtone :P I love it!
xxx
Because I do not understand ONE word in it.
So, clean/dirty. both sound perfect to me!
Good to see you back on Tumblr, you've been missed! Oh, I did have a question: are you guys going to hang out after the Hollywood show? I want to get Hot Mess signed by you guys before you go off and celebrate. :)
Haha. Nice edit, "But you can't ride on my... mm~ miss."
congrats on the parental advisory sticker! First time for everything :)
EDIT: when I clicked on the link, there were 5 comments....byt the time I'd listened to the clip and written my comment, there were 16....DAMN people are fast!!
the bitches will still love you for breakin' hearts like cusak...
oh that's right, i remember those cabin nights...~
That was great.
My lil Sister said "oh my god i thought he was going to say Vagina"
I really dont know which version i like better now.
Love it you badass.
My 9 yr old sister was relieved when she heard it she was like
"oh my god i thought he was gonna change it to Vagina!"
hahahahaha......maybe you could have
you should have told them cock was suppose to mean your rooster lmao
same here.
i can't believe they're trying to say that cock is bad word, that makes me laugh (or cry?) even more. but i'm glad you decided to "have fun with it"... ahaha can't stop laughing.
even when its unintentional.
Thats just plain brilliant!!
Anyway this "clean" version of the line cracked me up so hard!! It sounds so weird "You can ride to the top, but you can't ride on my..... PENIS!" BAHAHAH That's priceless and not even cause I like the word penis a lot!! lol
il songs with bad words, fuck them :(
I'm home from school because the doctors think i have 'mild swine flu' (How Sucky!) And i had to text my best friend and tell her about this! Think ima phone her at lunch and play it down the phone to her!
Thanks for making me laugh when i feel like such crap. :)
i love that pause, it left me hanging in suspense for a nano second
that makes me want to buy both copies of hot mess
♥
ok that sounded super perverted, MOVING ON...
thanks for updating, i've missed your updates on here. also, i am fucking stoked for the new record, i can't wait. and for the hot mess tour! i've got tickets to the shows in charlotte, richmond, and dc (no i'm not stalking you guys, i promise ;)), and those dates cannot come soon enough. but yo look i wanted to like get you guys something, like gifts or whatever, so could you think of ANYTHING that you might need or want or whatever? like even if it's a list like last year's warped list you gave to the kids lol, whatever. i just like to give you guys gifts since you're all so fucking awesome and what not. so let me know dude!!! enjoy your day, i g2g to work boo :(((
To be honest, listening to that clip sounds weird. Not only because I head the song already, but it just sounds awkward. I mean, who really says "ride my penis" wtf?
Whatev. I know what version I'm buying.
I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW ALBUM AND TO SEE YOU IN AUGUST!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/silvermoon...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/silvermoon...
Sucks you cant see the gold glitter. =/ I'm pleased with it now. At first I wanted to run it over with my car, I was that unhappy with it. Can't wait to see you guys at the Black Sheep in Colorado Springs! I hope this comment made fucking sense. *laughs*
you're awesome!
"but you can't ride on my... penis"
i love you guys. see ya aug. 23 at the casbah!
It's just not the same. -shakes head-
I cannot wait for the new album. :)
they are both referring to the same thing so it doesnt make it any "cleaner" does it?
i most definitely want to dirty version!! there will still be a dirty version that has cock and fuck on it right?for us dirties??haha
x
Haha I love how you're not even singing it, you just say it, I don't think I've ever heard "penis" in a song before though :o
im definetly buying the parental advisory one cos thats just gayy.ah!
haha but the song does sound funny.
'yo give it up cos i know what you got. you can ride to the top but you cant ride on my .... penis'
made me proud to own it. ha
Ah, but u know, nobody watch if the sticker is there. so i don't care, my mothaa don't understandd when u sing cause she's a french canadian --` . i'm too but i can't talk a lil bit...
and cock is not a bad word ! it's more beautiful than penis, no? but i don't want the Clean Version =O with censure =O i hate that ! you hear a song and there is a silence between two words like you say, THiS iS BULLSHiT !!!!!!! i'll do anything to have the dirty version (with Parental Adv. Sticker ) .
"those that can't take a joke"
PS: ill be looking for the shelf kids ref.
see you in West Palm Beach! 8/21~~
dude i totally agree with you ;)
if you're saying penis anyways, why is cock any different?
TOO FUNNY GABE ^_^
why do i find stuff like this amusing? first i was amused when you said 'boobies' to me and now 'penis'. Immature child.
IT WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still love that song though! :D
Regarding the censors? "Fuckin' thing SUCKS!" And also maybe "Fuck it! We're doin' it live!"
Sup shelf kids.
:D
Im sure my dad will still be loving you guys though!
Haha he loves the fact that you are from Uraguay Gabe<3
YOU OFFICIALLY WIN.
Anyway, I'm totally gonna buy the one with you cursing and shit. I mean, if that's how you wrote it, that's how it should be.
My little boys/girl are getting there first parental advisory sticker.
One more album for my mother to chew me out for buying on Itunes.
Thanks?
lol
You are all truly Bamfs now for being chewed out by the
FCC and or Legal Department.
i like died laughing
It's almost embarrassing to think about how much of my life I wasted and how many sleep schedules I fucked up to be involved in that webcam nonsense.
I think we waited 12+ hours that first night for you to come back from "grocery shopping" which seemed to include shopping for lots, and lots of alcohol.
That's so awkward the way it drifts off then says 'penis.'
But LOL.
=/
I don't dig censorship. Part of being in America is saying whatever you want and the world has to deal with it. It's one of our rights. :)
Especially considering what can get past the radio censors these days.
I think it's hilarious you put "penis" in there. Because cock is just a cruder word for it....yet they will accept penis. The world is crazy. That's the only explanation.
And just so you know, I'm gonna get the explicit version. That's how it's supposed to be.
And, hey, speaking of songs that would get censored....can you play I Kissed A Boy on tour this summer? Specifically, in Charlotte NC? You would make a large group of people very happy! <3 luv ya.
and Gabe, I ment to ask, did you find a Scandalous bracelet on the stage of KCSLU, I threw it and you tried to catch it but meh Idk? Just wondered?
"my_________ penis." ahahahaha.
but really, i never knew cock was a bad word either.
Haha fabulous. :P
But....I am buying the 'parental advisory' version anyway. :)
it's okay though, it's still an awesome somng and of course i'll get the original anyway :DD
never knew "cock" was a bad word...if some random little kids heard it they wouldn't know the meaning of "cock" but i'm sure they know what a penis is.
haha i love the little pause
my....penis
it better be only in certain stores...if i get this version i'm taking it back lol
funny but i'm still getting the original version cause i don't careeeeeee :DD
so freaking funny.
...penis
classic
I was waiting for an album with a Parental Advisory sticker ;p
thank god i'm 20 and not 12 anymore....not like that would have mattered because i would just buy it anyway :]
omfg, thatis wayyy better.
I swear I couldn't stop laughing at it for a minute.
oh man that made my freakin' dayyy!
I love how you kinda stumble like "you can't ride on my...uh...penis!" XD
wonderful<3
thats why I love cobra ;D
you're a genious!
oh and youll be proud, or not, maybe?
i added your old keytarist on facebook and she was on chat anndd since i dont like her too much.... i was lik "so, how was sucking on Gabe's dick?"
and she DELETED and BLOCKED me!!! lmfao i feel so accomplished xD
i really didnt like Elisa lol
though i dont see 'cock' as bein a bad word..
i don't give a fuck how obscene your lyrics are. they're amazing.
i agree. that is total bullshit. it's freedom of speech. why should you change your lyrics just so some little kid's mommy won't get upset when she hears it blasting from their kid's room??????
haha i actually love it :)
it sucks that you have to make "clean" versions.
but i do enjoy the "but you can't ride on my... penis" bit.
personally, i think that penis is worse than cock but whatevs, that's just what i think.
can't wait for the new "explicit" album ;D
I actually fully approve of the parental advisory sticker. Not because I think little kids should be sheltered or something, I just think it's an acheivement to piss off the censors.
...Seriously, if you release that one as a single, the single art? Giant rooster.
Edit: Like this -http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg- except maybe with Pete instead of the guy?
it's kind of for a stupid reason, since cock is pretty PC
i'm still in love with that song, though.