DISQUS

fuqwhatyouknow · 5 months ago

i'll do this again...if pete gets a tattoo of yr dick it would be huge y/n?

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

Fuck an A man.
Parental Advisory sticker on COBRA? thats amazing! lol
hahahaa iloveit(:
ohh btw, i totally pissed off your old keytarist, Elisa xD
i added her on facebook and then my friend was like "i wanna say something really rude to her, like, how was it riding gabe's cock?" and I was like "pshh! ill do it!!" so just to be a asshole, when she was on chat i said "so how was it sucking on Gabe's dick?" and she DELETED me! xD hahahaaaaa, i feel so accomplished. xD

Punkrose33 · 5 months ago

Hahaha, Dang girl, that is mad cold. Funny but really messed up.

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

lmfao i knowww
i just dont give a fuck

Loochh · 5 months ago

LOL i agree with punkrose33 but that is as funny as fuck.

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

hahahahaa i kow it was messed up but i dont care xD i really dont lke their old keytarist, she always missed soundchecks and would bring ppl who no one else had ever met on to the bus Cobra was sharing with another band and trash the bus, and appaently she fell in love with Gabe and got really stalkerish, but im not sure if thats true or not.

Loochh · 5 months ago

who wouldn't fall in love with gabe? pmsl kidding, that sounds so stalkerlike.
she was already out of the band by the time i loved cobra. i think i was a couple of months out aha

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

its all good! she was out b4 i liked them too. tbh, i used to HATE cobra cuz i was a HUUUUGGEE fan of Midtown lol like i was the bitchy fan who would go to Cobra vids nd be like "fuck cobra! Gabe needs Midtown FTW!" lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

aha glad to see you're no longer like that. :D Midtown is still ftw, you've gotta have a good balance of Midtown and Cobra. although mine's not a balance, Cobra still tips the scales for me :D

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

hahaha im def not like that anymore =D
Midtown still tips the scales for me tho, and im still silently hoping Cobra is just a side project and Gabe will go back to Midtown soon, but seeing as how well Cobra is doing i doubt that'll happen
Gababyy if youre reading this, (oh, btw thats your new nickname, Gababy xD) is there a midtown reuinion in the works? or AT LEAST a small reuinion tour, (one of the shows in Indianapolisss? lol) I was really young when you guys split, and i never had the chance to see you guys live, and it would make my life if I could do that :)

Loochh · 5 months ago

i would love to have a show with cobra starship, midtown, and this is ivy league
what a combo ;D
i would love to have seen midtown live, but i would probably cry if gabe left cobra starship pmsl. sad kid.
i love how if my friend and i say gabe saporta, everyone thinks we're saying gay supporter. :D

SHOW IN LONDON PLEASE. COBRA NEEDS TO COME BACK BEFORE I BUST MY GUTS. thanks :)

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

LMFAO gay supporter....thats amazing. lmfao! duude Cobra Midtown and Ivy League would be amazing! i would pay A LOT of money to see that :)

GABANTI!! could we AT LEAST have small Midtown reunion tour, thats all i want (a show in indianapolis too, so i could go) i know ill never get a full blown Midtown reunion, but itd make my lifei to see Midtown live :)

Fangs3311 · 5 months ago

Haha nice

Jeff_Contagious · 5 months ago

gabe, just wondering if you already knew that as of today, good girls go bad is #6 on itunes. congratulations on being amazing. also, how would one band (yes, the one i am a member of) go about acquiring a spot on tour with a band such as cobra starship? AKA: cobra starship

Punkrose33 · 5 months ago

How dare Walmart censor you guys! For goodness sake, don't they carry Old MacDonald Had a Farm? Everyone knows what a rooster sounds like in the morning don't they? HELLO, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!?! You don't see Walmart censoring that beeping Cock. Its a conspiracy I say. Perhaps they have something against reptiles?

What a week it has been for the underdog! First, they rag on Sotomayor and now our precious reptile gang, The Cobras. It just ain't fair dang it! What's next Lord? Can't we all just get along?

shelbyatl · 5 months ago

haha dont let the man get you down gabe saporta! cant wait to see you in august. ive also invited all my friends that are into you guys to go to the show and they are. should be a party!

AdrienneElise · 5 months ago

oh my god. i think i love you pausing and then saying "...penis" a million times better than saying cock anyways. i burst out laughing every time. :)

Amalina Honkerburger · 5 months ago

bahahaha cock is better than penis!
dick would be better though.

kasiakorrupt · 5 months ago

Dirty Names > Scientific Names

I had that loud cause I expected something really stupid instead of cock, like...
"You can ride to the top but you can't ride on my duck, yeah."
But yes, penis is better.

hkylene87 · 5 months ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!!! That for reals, cracks me up!!

AdrienneElise · 5 months ago

oh also, i just reread, im STOKED that you're putting the cobra rap on the album!

hkylene87 · 5 months ago

wait...I just re read your blog, your getting a parental advisory sticker?! lol! even better my friend!! Cobras = Parental Advisory...wow.

Amalina Honkerburger · 5 months ago

goddammit a parental advisory!

shreyamon · 5 months ago

That was great. I think I'm going to have to buy the clean version too, to see what other fun touches are there.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

agreed :D

klaara · 5 months ago

Hhaahahhaha! Sorry, but that sounds so funny! :'D

pet2unya · 5 months ago

Oh wow. thats awesome. and GO PARENTAL ADVISORY! now my parents can get even more up-tight about the fact that I listen to Cobra! You guys are awesome.

And yea. cock really isn't that bad of a word anyway!

vivaladevann · 5 months ago

i'm totally buying both versions now. this is an epic win.

nicole. · 5 months ago

lol WIN. way to be gabe.

gabbay · 5 months ago

hahahahahahahaah. LOL. i like this better. it's sooo fun. haaa penis.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

what happened to ur first post of this?!?

dude, the 5 sec preview of Hot Mess on CobraCam is droolable!! I keep rewinding it over and over and over again xD

Loochh · 5 months ago

exactly! i noticed all the original comments were gone.

redbullpowderflow · 5 months ago

Well that's a bunch of hullabaloo. But I do enjoy this new version...

gukid · 5 months ago

Why not say "hen". It's as physically impossible to ride a "hen" as it is to ride a "cock".

vivaladevann · 5 months ago

you need to think dirty.
it's possible to ride a cock.
;)

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

omg Gabe should change it to "you can't ride on my .....hen"!!

that would be legend!!!!

cjc925 · 5 months ago

AHAHA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!

xkristina · 5 months ago

hahahaaha. "you can rise to the top but you can't ride on my....penis" lmfao. Oh, and when I bought while the city sleeps, it had an explicit lyrics thing on it. Isn't that the same thing as a parental advisory?

FridayNightGirl307 · 4 months ago

yea! that had the song "The Kids are All Fucked Up" (actually it's my favorite off of that album)
how come that didn't get a label?

angiestarship · 5 months ago

you had to censor "cock"?!
Weird!!
Well this is way funnier, with the pause and everything.
Brilliant stuff :)

I love your voice btw, it's magical ;)

domo_arigato · 5 months ago

the parental advisory sticker is equivalent of a grammy in my eyes :]
walmart is the major store that cares about cursing, and they're still one of the biggest music distributors in the us.
clean or dirty,
im sure the new album will be great :]

amorsgotsoul · 5 months ago

Buahah at you pausing lmfao

mariella · 5 months ago

what happened to the comments?

and first parental advisory ever? my while the city.. cd has that sticker. kinda makes me proud, ha

xcarcrashheartx · 5 months ago

ahahahahahahaha.

kristen · 5 months ago

the internet destroyed the rest of your comments i do believe. i've been laughing thinking about this all day though. and you saying "since when is 'cock' a bad word anyway?" oh gabe.

anyways, i just wanted to tell you ONCE AGAIN (not like i don't tweet to you enough) that it makes me so happy and proud to see the success that "good girls go bad" is getting. i hear it on the radio a lot and i see the video all the time on mtv, and seeing it climb the charts on billboard and itunes makes me so happy. you guys deserve it so much and it makes me really proud to be a fan of such a fucking kickass band. congrats :)

p.s. like i've told you a billion times, i turn 21 on the day that hot mess comes out and i was wonderin since i can't see you guys on that day, if you would do me the honors of taking a ~belated bday~ shot with me at one of my shows. i wanna buy u a drank boy! lol ;)

holy shit this comment is tl;dr sorry.

Flamingsword · 5 months ago

I think he's leading someone to say that they don't think 'cock' is bad, and then he can roll up with the 'liking cock' punchline. I'm waiting for it.

Flamingsword · 5 months ago

:D Some days it's good to have te emotional maturity of a twelve year old, isn't it? Life is so much fun this way.

I think dual-booting your brain is the way to go, like partitioning a hard drive to run two operating systems on it, one to deal with responsible things and one to live in the rest of the time. Tricky to set up, but there's so much you can do with it (never mind the file corruption possibility). Psychotherapy says that having multiple personalities is only bad if you get memory gaps or painful cognitive dissonance. But if you drink enough you'll never notice! What could go wrong!?!

peanutbutterjelly4 · 5 months ago

its a good song, i like how u changeed it to penis, its funny lol. http://www.youtube.com/user/yotiedyegirl4..thats my youtube i need more views so i put it here.. hahahah sorry.

ESwee · 5 months ago

ROFL oh my god. That is the most amazing edit for a "clean" version EVER.

twokidsonelovee · 5 months ago

HAHAHA Gabe i love you this is the best edit ever. chance cock to penis hahaha.
you are AMAZING haha.

fangsupforever · 5 months ago

lmfao gabe, i lovee you, that was so much "cleaner" haha well either way your amazing.

itsbciliketodance · 5 months ago

is the dirty version still going to be availible?? haha bc thats one of the things that makes you amazing.....
not giving a fuck lol

rawR-ific · 5 months ago

LOL . LOL . LOL . gabe . viva la cobra has got the warning sticker . AND GABE IF YOU HAVE THE FRKN ADVISORY STICKER I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FRKN BUY IT . gabe you frkn idiot [lol nothing to be offended] . and if i can buy it , i can only play gggb . ><" . and gabe "penis" doesn't fit . just bleep it out gabe . or you sound too formal . stuff the word PLEASE just bleep it out . OR YOU CAN SAY but you can't ride on my cobra YEH ! lol . spazzed out here .

Anonymous1234 · 5 months ago

you ruin cobra for real fans

Loochh · 5 months ago

mmmhm. *nods*

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

are you not meant to be allowed to buy cd's with parental advisory stickers under a certain age?!?

wtf?? I was buying the Big Brovas CD and Eminem when I was like 9 and they had a PA stickers on them!!

mindfuck... O_O

Loochh · 5 months ago

i swear you can buy them at any age... i had green day at ten and BEP at 8
not that they're stuff is like that hardcore and shit but i thought it was just ADVISORY, not an age limit like games.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

that's what I thought! But they why is that chick having such a fit over it?!?

If your rentz don't want you getting something with a PA tsticker, just peel if off before you get home!

Loochh · 5 months ago

lmao idk, my thoughts exactly. gtfo pmsl.

my folks seriously don't care about PA stickers.

anyway, hope to see you at hey monday/all time low if you're going/if i'm allowed.
should be ace :D

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

I'm not sure if mine do! Cos they never see any of the cd's I buy, only ever hear it blaring out of my room xD

I think my mum used to care when I was younger though...I rememebr I was in HMV with her once and I saw the Big Brovas CD on the rack with that PA sticker, so I asked her what it was for and she started giving me some huge ass lecture about how she was never going to buy that sort of "muck" for me. So I just went and bought it myself when she wasn't looking xD

I defo can't see Hey Monday :'( My parents will still be pissed off at me for failing all my exams at that time. And there's a gig the next day that I really want to go to that I'll also be missing. I might just skip school for those couple of days though and go hang at the venue and try and meet the guys at least :)

doubt I can go to ATL either....AHHHHHHH MY LIFE FAILS

Loochh · 5 months ago

LOL i reckon mine don't. my mum listens to green day and she never said anything to me aha
ahhh lecture time. nice one :D

i bet i won't be able to see hey monday. it's my work experience week, so i can't bunk that cas i'm meant to be working. what's the gig afters?
i really want to go atl. i'll actually ditch going to see go:audio later that month to go atl instead if i had to choose. i'll try bunk off that day though. my parents let me do fuck all. i'm still pissed off that they didnt let me see cobra. when i got home the folks were being all apologetic. but that's not the point. i would actually have done whatever my parents asked for if it meant i could see them. that's how much it means to me.

FUCK MY LIFE!! XD

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

The Mission District is the day after :(

if you havent heard of them CHECK THEM OUT!!
www.myspace.com/themissiondistrict

my parents just say no end of. If my rentz ever found out that I skip school to go queue up for gigs I'D BE DEAD O_O

laceylovesgabey · 5 months ago

is it really like a sticker sticker? haha. idk. i remember it like being printed on there. i reallly dont know though i havent bought a cd in a longgg time. lol. but if it is then yeah, peel it off lmao.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

hmm, I have no idea!
It defo used to be a sticker back in the old days :P

But then again I think the PA sign on my +44 cd is printed onto the actual cover....

oh how times have changed... :)

Loochh · 5 months ago

times have changed too much!! first it was stickers, now print. psh.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

I FEEL SO OLD!!

rawR-ific · 5 months ago

but i like keeping the sticker on , even though it may be parent advisory . if you peel off the sticker , to me it looks fake . idk why i chucked a fit . i love cobra SO MUCH . but the day it comes out , i get to the store at 5:50 and my bus comes 5:57 coz it's a school day . i might be able to get it . . . but i get spazzed out when my LITTLE sister turns over viva la cobra and hear "what does prostitution mean ?" neways . that's out of the point . btw . if the parent advisory sticker is straight on to the cover . idk what i'm gonna do .

Fangs3311 · 5 months ago

I didn't know that you could peel it off.

ipostedthis · 5 months ago

yeah you can,

i'm 13, and i just bought "Blink-182 Greatest Hits" with a PA sticker. No one stopped me. they just put that as a warning.

vivalahotmess · 5 months ago

agree, i bought pink's 4th cd (HER first ever parental advisory) when i was 9. no harm done to me.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

I've been hearing every rude word in the book since I was 7 from the same person who tells me not to swear, and I turned out almost normal!

rawR-ific · 5 months ago

i'm sorry . i got a little spazzed out . and coz my parents are full on about don't swear , i can't listen to the city is at war in the car or smile at the paparazzi in the car coz they swear . i get so pissed coz they are my FAVOURITE songs coz they have memories in them . they were the first cobra songs introduced to me . i can play kiss my sass , which is awesome . it's just not right for me , not playing cobra songs coz they swear . it's practically the nature .

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

hahaa bummer.
use earphones??

s'what I do...

Loochh · 5 months ago

EARPHONES, ROMA? REALLY? :D

play it full blast, swear words and all. or do what i do, when hollaback girl comes on in a shop full of little kids, sing hollaback boy including swear words ;D

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

WELL IF YOUR GONNA GET MURDERED FOR LISTENING TO SWEAR WORDS, EARPHONES ARE THE NEXT BEST THING LUCY!!! :D

U know what? I've listened to Hollaback Boy so much I've forgotten what the original sounds like :P
same goes for I Kissed A Boy actually....whenever Katy Perry's version comes on, half way through singing along I realise I'm singing I Kissed A Boy instead :)
I just can't remember the original lyrics to them xD

vivalahotmess · 5 months ago

i do the same thing! and then my friends start staring because i'm cursing every other word.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

I just get really weird looks cos I'm singing totally different lyrics to everyone else :P

I end up singing like quarter Katy Perry and 3 quarters Cobra :)

and I just plain old can't remember GStef's lyrics in Hollaback Boy lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

if you're cool like me, the first cobra songs were from While The City Sleeps. pmsl.
'I LOVED COBRA STARSHIP BEFORE VIVA LA COBRA'

i'm kidding right, i'm a wind up merchant.
but yeah, my first sing: BRING IT <3

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

lmfao :D

Kids Are All Fucked Up stole my heart <3

actually SOAP stole it, then Kids Are All Fucked Up just stole it again :)

laceylovesgabey · 5 months ago

what does frkn stand for?
sorry, you just used it like three times instead of just writing freaking or whatever. i guess its just one of my pet peeves when people say things like freaking or goodness or whatever instead of fucking or god more than necessary just because they think the other is so bad. no offense at all. you just used it three times. and . this ? i don't intend this to be mean or to single you out, but i just had to point that out.

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

LOL

rawR-ific · 5 months ago

it's stands for freaking . i started using it in january this year and it's been stuck with me . lol . it kinda stuck to me after my friend introduced it to me that time and when she got really pissed at me one day , she started to use "fucking" when i used "frkn" . and my pet peeve is the spaced out dots . it's been there since last year . ARGHH . i've been trying to shake it off but since my sister's friend's older sister showed me it whenever i'm on the internet it just automatically stays there . sorry .

laceylovesgabey · 5 months ago

lol. i knew what it meant but okay (:

ilikeyellowlemons · 5 months ago

once again: LOL

:)

Kaleigh · 5 months ago

Since the comments got obliterated, I'll say it again: YOUR PENIS SIR is the file name of that? That's amazing.

And I figure you guys will but I wanted to ask anyway, you guys will probably be hanging around after the Hollywood show, right? I want to get Hot Mess signed by you guys before you head off to celebrate. :)

sabiiine · 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'm laaaaughing a lot. looool will the song have this pause on the cd?

jesskieta · 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

jesskieta · 5 months ago

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA.

sabiiine · 5 months ago

and i will not stop saying that: CAN U PLEEEEEEEASE COME TO BRAZIL ? ):

tini · 5 months ago

o heck no ahahahahaha thoughs i'm a fan of the word penis just doesn't sound right.

babysneeze · 5 months ago

Oh, you perfect angel.

xliss · 5 months ago

Hahahah Eres muy creativo Gabriel ! Yay ! PLEASE COME TO CHILE ! te queremos mucho y estamos esperando por ustedes !

flaporta · 5 months ago

ilovw this song swear da best and fuk those guys tryn to censor gabe

Fangs3311 · 5 months ago

I'm with you

lyrical_lie777 · 5 months ago

gabe, I'm totally with you. most words aren't bad either. i mean crap i can find at least 75% of the 'bad' words in my bible.

bellatrucchi · 5 months ago

holy crap i listened to this like a million times and the way you say penis is still funny. i think that should be in the regular version too, it's pretty genius

xliss · 5 months ago

Hahahah Eres muy creativo Gabriel ! Yay ! PLEASE COME TO CHILE ! te queremos mucho y estamos esperando por ustedes !

KissMySass567 · 5 months ago

i LOVE this song no matter what word is in it :) you should just tell the label that COCK means chicken ahahahah :)

charmainiel · 5 months ago

Aw man, what happened to all the comments?! I'm bummed, I was being semi-witty last night.

leland_inautumn · 5 months ago

LMAO! Way to show 'em.

kevy · 5 months ago

AHAHA
I love it. Penis. :3

ally. · 5 months ago

oh wow. you'd think penis is worse than saying cock. gabe, you never fail to impress mPr

monicaann · 5 months ago

Yeah, I really don't get why cock is so much worse than penis.
And I think the "edited" version is pretty hilarious. :)

Karma · 5 months ago

You should of done some sort of sexual innuendo instead, like most rappers do.

drink_up · 5 months ago

omg
I don't know how I never knew about your blog but I fucking love it.

absolutlyamber · 5 months ago

SHELF KIDS FTW!

marybethneel · 5 months ago

Omfg, "...but you can't ride on my....penis..."
Omfg, I don't think there's even anything to say about that.
It was just much too amazing for words.
I'm still laughing about it.


But, yeah, it's bull shit that you have to go back and edit the songs.
there's no thing as too many swear words.
They're just words.
People are far too sensative.

It's also bull shit that the only place I'll be able to get Hot Mess when it comes out is Wal*Mart so I have to have the fucking edited version >=O.

But I'm sure the little replacements for the swear words will give people a laugh, so at least there's some good in this situation.

marybethneel · 5 months ago

Also, "cock" is NOT a bad word.
It's actually a quite nice word that should be celebrated.

rhondaparham · 5 months ago

Fuck your label because they are shit becuase how dare them change your fucking style. Like they can fuck off and your music is the shit and I say you should say fuck the legal deparment. I mean penis? What the fuck that is such a health class term you need to change it back to cock or you can change it to dick or something nasty because penis is unacceptable. If they made you change cock what the fuck else did they make you change? I wish I had a dick just so I can tell them to suck on it alittle bit. Sorry for all off the curse words but I am a fucking shelf kids not one of barney's bitches. Censorship is for pussies. So they can take their legal bullshit and suck on it alittle bit. Good job guys keep it up I hope I can look forward to the album after this.

Loochh · 5 months ago

Dude, CHILL. :D

and I don't have a dick, but i always tell everyone to suck my dick ;)

fuckyea · 5 months ago

this is so fucking hilarious, i laugh every time i think about it!!!!!! hahaha
and i dont quite see how this is more clean. its so blatant haha
cant ride on my...PENIS

Alyson · 5 months ago

Can't ride on my...PENIS
haha it just sounds so funny.

i definitely didn't know "COCK" was a *bad* word.
keep up the good work though < 3

richellechen · 5 months ago

GABE!
i was drinking my iced tea and when i heard "penis", i totally spit it all over my dad's new laptop! it's all your fault! :(

Fangs3311 · 5 months ago

Hahahahahaha

richellechen · 5 months ago

but it's okay, because that line was amazing.

courtneycatasrophe · 5 months ago

That's a bunch of shit.
D8
Awell, I'm still going to buy it the SECOND it comes out!
>]

Also, congrats on hitting mainstream!
=]
I heard you a bunch while I was away.
One of those sing while you're in the shower songs <33
Grats~!

Can't wait for more!

*Fangs Up Cobra Style*

omfgitsalex · 5 months ago

Jock imo

anchorrsaway · 5 months ago

FUCK! i'm so excited to hear the rap! but your part is now going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night....

"Shiiitt its cobra starship back with a new track
whoo dat? we're breaking hearts like kusak
since 98 then i got paid
now i cant see my face under all these jew stacks......."

why do i still even remember that shit? no idea...
selfkidss<3

EmilyCOBRA · 5 months ago

Dude it still fucking rocks so don't sweat it Bro.
But seriously, cock? That's a bad word?
I KNOW 5 FIVE YEAR OLDS THAT SAY COCK!
yeah.. can't wait for them to get older..

rocker09 · 5 months ago

that's terrible dude who gives a fuck what they say i am going to make sure i get the explict verison.

foreveryoungintokyo · 5 months ago

if people wanna listen to cobra starship, they're really gonna need to just listen to the cuss words with it. that whole "parental advisory" thing is so dumb anyway. just puts random blanks in the songs and ruins the whole record.
well gabe, im sorry you had to re record.

ryman · 5 months ago

Fuck that's hilarious.

kevy · 5 months ago

Rofl, that "...Penis" part was unexpected. [Though, I didn't hear the original song yet!, OFF TO MYSPACE.]

Guest · 5 months ago

THIS WINS SO MUCH. Gabe, you are awesome. Come back to Australia soon, seriously!

MissGeorgee · 5 months ago

this is why i buy albums,
parent advisory stickers.
they let me buy emenem (or whatever the fuck his name is) since i was 7.
buy myself.

Loochh · 5 months ago

i was ten when i bought green day's american idiot which has quite a bit of swearing. i was going round singing 'where have all the bastards gone?' and what not.

this is too funny. thanks for cheering me up at the time when i needed it, swine flu SUCKS!
oh well at least my best friend and i are suffering at the same time :)

and just hearing you say penis anyway is funny, as was boobies. it still cracks me up!

pablokissmysass · 5 months ago

gabe las canciones nuevas estan muy buenas

seguis viniendo a Montevideo ?

el otro dia me entere que eras uruguayo :)

un abrazo.

pablokissmysass · 5 months ago

gabe seguis viniendo a montevideo?

un abrazo

Alexish · 5 months ago

Bahahaha. it's like i'm back in highschool again, where everyone is randomly saying "penis" in daily conversations...

i see bein slapped with a parental advisory sticker as an accomplishment yo. a true sign youve made it! :)

radxitsxgrace · 5 months ago

Lol! I think "Penis" sounds worse than "Cock"...
Who knows; the ones who can't handle the swear words could think that you're jsut talking about a rooster....

Loochh · 5 months ago

you're only upset cas you like cock gabe ;)

Charlvanti · 5 months ago

haha dude
kudos

LeeannDimock · 5 months ago

AHAHAHAH!
Omg that was the best thing ever just the part you cant ride on my .............Penis..
That was good.

likeWHOAitsSonia · 5 months ago

lmao
that's the funniest thing i've ever heard.
cock is not a bad word.
it means rooster.
:P
penis sounds dirtier anyway
but whatever.
you guys are fantastic
c:

caroliiine86 · 5 months ago

hahaha love it !

Chrissyh · 5 months ago

THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT HAHA it makes me laugh :) im getting both versions

xomegalomaniacx · 5 months ago

HAH that clip is really funny! :)
but also, when i bought "When The City Sleeps..." a few years ago, i saw that there was an explicit sticker on a few of the cds and the other few that were there didn't have them.

heyrizelle · 5 months ago

not digging it
it's hilarious, though

Kirstenn · 5 months ago

I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
SO MUCH FUNNIER.
I WANT THE CLEAN VERSION JUST TO LAUGH AT ALL DAY LONG.
<3 can't wait (officially buying two copies of hot mess)

Deidre · 5 months ago

cause penis is so much more appropriate.

ahahah that's so funny

Roxαnne · 5 months ago

maybe but Gabe want to say COCK x) . ah làllààà xD

Roxαnne · 5 months ago

Hey dude , i saw our horoscope! it says we should pay attention to our ankle and our back for the month of July. you see i thought about your foot ... you promise me that you will care this time?
it's been two weeks since i have a back pain!!! that's weird !

xoxo dude :) <3

Nicolex3 · 5 months ago

LOL!!!

"you give it up cause I know what you got! you can rise to the top but you can't ride on my....penis...!"

DUDE! that's histerical!
Screw the legal department! They don't know what their talking about!
Cock is better than penis anyways! LOL!

I am sooo gonna buy both albums!

handbags_and_gladrags · 5 months ago

lol you should change the "penis" bit to Pete Wentz, if you say it fast enough, thats what it sounds like

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

This is possibly the funniest shit ive ever heard, is the rest of the edited album like this? not i kinda want to go buy BOTH versions just to listen to the edited ones too lol xD

Lily♥ · 5 months ago

awwwwwwww Gabe your such a crunchy Taco! :)
It's awesome!
Who cares about Parental Advisory!
All my Tai Cd's have them!
Just because Bill says "Shit" and "Fucking" like what once!
Stufffffffffffff them!
If it really is bothering you make it like smart swearing(LET ME EXPLAIN)
make it sound like something else. For. E.g In one of Maroon 5's songs adam levine says fucking i think in "Makes Me Wonder" and i totally didn't realize. no one realized :)
P.s Take this dumb American Spell check off! It is so annoying!
First off Color is spelt Colour and Realize is spelled Realise here and it sucks that there is always this Ugly ass Red line ever single time i use The "British" English. :(
:) LOL! so you had to change Cock to Penis? Isn't that worse?? Confusion much !
Cause Cock could be like the Rooster or whatever!

vivalahotmess · 5 months ago

yeah for me its just weird to hear the clean "makes me wonder" since i don't ever buy "clean" music.

falloutgirly444 · 5 months ago

That sucks!!! cock has a much better ring to it!!!!!

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

DICKHIPPERS!! DICKHIPPERS!! DICKHIPPERS!! i go coco and you know it :)

Loochh · 5 months ago

NEONVOM!! NEONVOM!! NEONVOM!! i go coco and you know it :)

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

DICKHIPPERS DICKHIPPER DICKHIPPERS FTW!!!! IIIIII go coco :)
haha Gabe ily but Ryan Ross is better :) Nothing Personal

Loochh · 5 months ago

NEONVOM NEONVOM NEONVOM FTW!!!! IIIIII go coco :)
haha Ryan ily but Gabe Saporta is better :) Nothing Personal

:P I know that is what you really meant ^

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

hmm, nahh! im pretty sure i meant
DICKHIPPERS DICKHIPPERS DICKHIPPERS!! IIIII go coco nd you know it :)
i love you Gabe, ur awesome nd u know it BUT Ryan Ross is awesomer and i love him more :) -nothing personal
lol xD

Loochh · 5 months ago

hmm, yeah! im pretty sure you meant
NEONVOM NEONVOM NEONVOM!! i go coco coco coco!
Gabe Saporta all the way. Fuck shutter shades though. Hate them.
and I'm sure he does know it :D
:D

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

i go coco times a million infinty!! =P!! lol
RYAN ROSS AND DICKHIPPERS FTW!!
pshh! how could Gabe NOT realize his awesomeness? lol

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

what does coco mean?? pleaseee replyyyyy!

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

hahaa i go coco is jus sumthin Gabe says, or actualy he says you go coco but i changed it =) lol

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

no but like what does he mean when he says it??

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

i think he just means "youre awesome" or its just a less girly way to say "you go girl!" lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

i go coco times a zillion infinity. (not that there's such thing, sheesh. :D)
GABE SAPORTA AND NEONVOM FTW!!
if i was awesome, i would make sure everyone knew it including myself? aha

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

I GO COCO MORE THAN YOU TIMES A GAZILLION INFINITY!! hah! lol
=]
its not my fault that right now Ryan Ross needs more support than Gabe does. Ryan just quit P!ATD and ppl are being bitches to him for it, he deserves some recognition as the amazing guy he is =]

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

I cant belive that!!

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

wat tht fans are being so bitchy? me neither. they wer all ready to say "i love ryan ross!" when he was in P!ATD but now theyr all like "screw him!" nd im like "wtf is wrong with you ppl!?" lol

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

it pisses me off

Loochh · 5 months ago

but ryan is a fully grown man. he can support himself. even though he does look like a kid, doesn't mean he is one :P

yeah people are doing douches about it, but i don't think there's anything we can do to sort that :(

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

we can bitch about it :) lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

yep. but right now. i only have one word to say.

NEONVOM.

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

I love The Nothing Personal Part...LOL I <3 All Time Low (Dont Worry I <3 CObra Starship even Better)

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

haha thnk you, and i love ATL too =]
I'm kinda dissapointed in the new album tho. we all know Alex Gaskarth can sing, yet they felt the need to auto-tune the shit outta his voice? and the only songs on that album that had real meaning to them were Therapy and Weightless, I like the album,, dont get me wrong, but i miss the old ATL where there was meaning to every song. i kinda just wanna be like
"Dear Mr, Alex Gaskarth, I miss your beautiful lyrics, what happened?" lol ya knoww?
hmm, i prolly shoudlnt be talking about ATL on GABE SAPORTA'S blog, oh well! dont worry Gabe, i love you and Cobra and Midtown too =] lol

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

i like the album but i kind of agree but in a way i disagree bc there is meanings in other songs too not just Wieghtless and Therapy...I think that there is a meaning in A Party Song (The Walk of Shame) and maybe Damned is I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't) there is meanigs in almost al;l of the songs you just might have not like gotten them...but w/e sry Gabe for talking about ATL on you'r blogg lol I LOVE YOU GABE AND I ALSO LOVE COBRA AND MIDTOWN TOO (even though you aren't together anymore! :()

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

yahhh i gueesss, but they all seem to be about girls :P

Loochh · 5 months ago

LOL i've blown up every single post of gabe's. i feel bad aha.
i should stfu soon. i was gonna get a tee that had Loochh on the back, just so everyone can point and go 'dere's dat biatch who blew up gabanti's blog. let's fuck her up!' or something ahaha.

and to jayday, yeah it annoys me when songs are always about girls. it annoys me more when there are videos of half naked girls.
a) it's fucking uncomfortable for us to watch
b) i hate people to think that girl's are just something to look at

i seriously lose respect when bands have half naked girls in. fucks me off. PLEASE NOTE GABE, I WILL LOSE RESPECT IF YOU PUT HALF NAKED GIRLS IN VIDEOS! well, not lose respect, but i would refuse to watch it and shit, and then i'll get angry and make picket signs and sit somewhere. outside the next cobra gig in england, yeah.

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

hahhahahahaha its ok to blow up his blog, its actualy pretty funny, i dont think he would mind ithink he should be proud to have such devoted fans haha

nd yahh its annoying to see the girls getting so objectified in music vids, unless its making fun of stuff like tht, then its ok cuz those girls r played up to be ugly sluts lol xD

Loochh · 5 months ago

aha his blog has made me find people that i've met at their gigs (gigs that i've never actually attended but lurked about and met cobra and the supports) and make neeeew friends :)

exactly. i just hate it. uggghhh.

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

lol i agree with the "Dear Mr, Alex Gaskarth, I miss your beautiful lyrics, what happened?" part !! lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

yeah but alex is cool, cas he was born in england in the county right next to mine.
FTW!!

Alexis · 5 months ago

Gabriel, homeboy. What do you know about the AP interview you did? I heard it was postponed until the time was right. Say it ain't so.

Fangs3311 · 5 months ago

Aww shit I can't I can't buy CDs with parental advisory stikers on them. But I could always buy it anyways. Sorry about that Gabe.

bellaharo · 5 months ago

i want real talk. gimme r.kellz numbahh. haha no, but really. i want it.

Punkrose33 · 5 months ago

With all this real talk about cocks and such, has anyone noticed my profile pic? And what it could possibly imply? I'm kidding of course. Please, no nasty comments. I'm just trying to be funny folks. :P

JayDay182 · 5 months ago

SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT!!!
that all i have to say lol :)
thats Blink 182's Family Reunion, for those of you who dont know :)

lollipopsicles1 · 5 months ago

Lil Wayne says "cock"
ON THE RADIO!

lollipopsicles1 · 5 months ago

That's unfair.
Lil Wayne says "cock" on a song.
They allow it on the radio.

Kaitlyn · 5 months ago

I hate 'Clean' versions of songs. It just ruins it.

And presonally i don't think "cock" is a bad word. And isn't the original meaning like...chicken? hahaha. But hey! Its better than saying penis. You know...

joceyIDKAYBICTD · 5 months ago

i do not like the new line.
rawr.
cock cock cock cock cock.
its not like other kids havnt heard that word before anyway!
fcuking legal department.. lol

Loochh · 5 months ago

should've said peacock...

corilcious1 · 5 months ago

hahahah omg that is the greatest thing i have ever heard

fremo · 5 months ago

to be honest, i like the "clean" version better :)

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

OMG it's soo funny how you just pause and then say penis...i like the other version better...COBRA STARSHIP SHOULD NOT HAVE A PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKERRR!! I mean Cobra Starship's songs are supposed to have curses! If you agree with me Reply Agree (that means you too Gabe!) if you disagree reply to this mesage as disagree. I wanna see How many people think this!

Loochh · 5 months ago

parent advisory stickers show how god damn hardcore cobra are.
kidding. PA stickers mean fuck all in my book. so i don't agree nor do i disagree.

so another pointless comment made by the Loochh :D

erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago

lol....it does show how god damn hardcore cobra is! hahaha

kaye · 5 months ago

hahaha "penis"
getting both versions, all versions, whatever, just for that.

kaye · 5 months ago

i'd buy both versions of the song.. haha, "penis"

kmc724 · 5 months ago

hey gabe! i was just wondering if the cd/dvd will be available in stores, or if it is only the cd. thanks :)

jordanabanana · 5 months ago

Ya, I mean a cock is a chicken, or a rooster, right?

The farmers of the world are outraged!
Get your pitchforks people, we're rebeling!

Oh, also....ah don't you hate it when you forget what you were going to say....

PS. now i remember! okay.

i was listening to asher roth, and what the frickity frick! The clean version is almost exactly the same as the "naughty" one. Did you know that whore and weed have to be bleeped out?
Anyway, it goes for a lot of other songs.

Also, cartoon network, disney channel, and nickalodean are pervy t.v. channels. they're undercover pervs. I'm sorry, i've been hanging with too many lil ones.

devondanger · 5 months ago

Have you seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIFj04qMbQc&feat...
Cutest thing ever.

xoAlisababayyy · 5 months ago

HAHA
i like both versions.and personally parental advisory isnt too bad im my opinion.
from what ive heard so far this albums gonna be the shizz.
and jairnegnthrltbhrt ?!cock isnt even bad word. like really, what the f is wrong with people?

but yeahh it still sounds great<3
cant wait till i hear the full album im sicceeeddd

MarJVH · 5 months ago

i think penis is way worse than cock..... i thing penis like put a picture in your mind... and cock dosent........ plus i really love the word cock...

vivalahotmess · 5 months ago

haha gabe don't worry when it came time to pre-order your new album i not only picked the deluxe version, i picked the explicit version (i don't believe in music censorship). by the way it would be freaking beast if you came back to MD...when i went to buy tickets for the dc show it was sold out :(

unicornsareorange · 5 months ago

it still sounds great :D

unicornsareorange · 5 months ago

hahahaha keep the pause :D

djsarXD · 5 months ago

ehh i think cock would sound better but i guess it's still ok, i can't wait to buy the album :)

Bwittny · 5 months ago

i made sure to pre-order the un edited version of the album =] its gunna be fucking awesome!

unicornsareorange · 5 months ago

luckily my parents wont care about the parental advisory sticker [:
my brother used to blast music with cuss words every other word [and he still does] so for my mom cobra starship is like a breath of fresh air, she also threw her fangs up at one the concerts in the believers never die part duex tour [yes i went with my mom 8D] so i know she doesnt hate it

i cannot wait for hot mess to come out & the hot mess tour!

fangs up forever :D

KK428 · 5 months ago

<3

KK428 · 5 months ago

I am so mad that you CT show on Aug28 sold out i didn't even get a chance!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was waiting and waiting for you guys to come it would of been the perfect concert week starting off with you and ending with blink the day after :0(.... I first saw you guys at Mohegan sun with FOB and fell in love with you and your band because you have the absolute best personality EVER!!! If i was rich i would pay to be on tour with you guys haha <3

gabbieeeghetto · 5 months ago

LMFAO , I laugh so hard every single time I hear it

gabbieeeghetto · 5 months ago

LMFAO I laugh every single time I hear it oh I love you Gabe :)

gabbieeeghetto · 5 months ago

LMFAO I laugh every single time I hear it oh I love you Gabe :)

kasiakorrupt · 5 months ago

Just tell them they can't ride on your rooster.
That it has nothing to do with your dick.
|: See how that works out.

"You can ride to the top, but you can't ride on my farm animals."

Also, I find it cute that you pause. It sounds like you made it up on the spot and you're like.. "wtf? PENIS :D"

Amber_A · 5 months ago

God, Gabe is so fucking hot. Seriously. *swoon*

I love Good Girls Go Bad. Meister can sing.

ricekristi · 5 months ago

anarbor :)

codyyourhero · 5 months ago

GO CRASH AUDIO!!!!!!!!

codyyourhero · 5 months ago

GO CRASH AUDIO!!!

thesmiffers · 5 months ago

Days Difference for sure! They have awesome music and their live acts are full of energy and they are hottt!

sammy_jay_t · 5 months ago

i want all time dynamite to plaay (: but gabe ,
your seeriously the mos cutest man ever .

jordanvandergriff · 5 months ago

Hahahahaha! Laughing until tears.

cenedrawood · 5 months ago

I'd like to vote for everybody else on the next tread, but for some reason I cannot write a comment. stupid spammers. I'll keep trying.

brandycocoa · 5 months ago

that us crazy!!!!! i luv the song the way it is!!!!! you guys rule!!!!!

brandycocoa · 5 months ago

don't let it get you down. im still allowed to listen to you. i stil think cock is better. but i crack up laughing every time i hear that. i luv how you pause and say penis!!!! oh boy. on the spot thinking much?

morganblair98 · 4 months ago

aha.
penis is funnier(:

Ronks · 4 months ago

ahhh, wtf? lol.well, congratulations on your first ever parental advisory sticker!

Viva_la_Vanessa · 4 months ago

Well done,well done.(:
thtt sample literally made me fall outta my seat laughing.xD
but it does suck tht you have to edit out the curses,motha f""rs.

ily,gabee<3

It_Child · 4 months ago

lmao...they litterally just slapped the parental advisory sticker!...it comes rite off!!!on the 3oh!3 cd its like,permenatly on the lyrics book...ha

p.s. ive been wondering what happened to "i'm not one for love songs"?!?!hot mess's full of 'em...
ran outa other material??not that i dont still love songs & the meanings of all the songs but yea...


p.p.s "i only show you what i want you to see", "you only see,what i let you see,nothing less,and nothing more" ...no what arent u showing us Gabey???