DISQUS

Detox To Retox: Detox To Retox

  • domo_arigato · 6 months ago
    haha, i live in near la,
    the new boys performed at my school a YEAR ago,
    i was kinda mad when it became popular because all of a sudden everyone was dressing like me.
    i literally have a shirt that says "COBRA DID IT FIRST!"
  • Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago
    that's fuckin awesome! thank you!
    i wonder if the new boyz know who pierce the veil are, or if they just like the shirt
  • M0nikka · 6 months ago
    they dont because a lot of people are wearing shirts like that or a chiodos shirt because they like the design i really dont get it??
  • domo_arigato · 6 months ago
    you're welcome, i have tons of self-made shirts. im really into designing. :]
    oh man! when they came to my school one was wearing the pierce the veil shirt and they weren't really famous then, so i was like 'do you guys like them?' and they looked at me and walked away.
    jerks.
    pierce the veil is one of my favorite bands.
  • Loochh · 5 months ago
    'i'm not a neon sceanie weenie' agreed ¬¬

    that's all big with the 11 year old chavs in england.
    fuck england.

    moving to the US when i'm older.
  • chelsea · 6 months ago
    I'M ALSO INTO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s. i don't know how you have the time do update all your blogs and twitters and shit. big props cause i know i couldn't do it
  • frayed_ends · 6 months ago
    Yes!! http://www.friendsorenemies.com/web/foe/videos/...
    Also into cats! I love that video haha.
  • mariella · 6 months ago
    I only date boys with tattooooos

    Ofcourse, your little blue cat tattoo would make their jaws drop.
  • Alexis · 6 months ago
    Dude, two blogs? Your head's gonna explode. The rain is the reason I haven't left my house in an absurd amount of days, tell that shit to stop.

    ps a seven layer is wayyy better.
  • realfakewilliam · 6 months ago
    lol the cat tattoo?

    do you even like that tattoo? haha
  • ilikeyellowlemons · 6 months ago
    DUDE I REMEMBER YOU FROM STICKAM!!!!!

    sorry, just felt like telling you lol
  • realfakewilliam · 6 months ago
    Lol good to know that Im remembered xDDD

    that prolly just made my day xD
  • pixiedust_fangsUp · 6 months ago
    I remember you too and I have amnesia! No actually I don't.
  • realfakewilliam · 6 months ago
    LOL. I'm glad that after sitting on webcam for days a few people at least remembered it xD
    victoria remembered. she confused me with someone else but she still remembered xD
  • LauraMay · 6 months ago
    We were addicted to Stickam during CobraCam week.. I let my house chores go to hell, I didnt sleep because something exciting always happened after I went to bed..Just not normal behavior for a 48 year old woman.. But I love those Cobra Kids and thought is was amazing that they let us join their world for that week. I feel "Hot Mess" will be more intimate because we were all a part of it during that special week.. I was the Shelf Kids house mom and loved being a part of it..

    I found myself drinking copius amounts of alcohol that week just for the hell of it.. They were trashed and It made everything make more sense. LOL
  • Ali · 6 months ago
    haha. you mean the cat?
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    your little cat is cuuuute.
    i want a tattoo of the fangs up handsign and people keep going to me 'lucy, what if you end up hating cobra starship one day, then you're stuffed!'
    never gonna happen fuckerssss!
  • ilikeyellowlemons · 6 months ago
    Your "also into cats" tattoo is sick :) of course they will still hang with you!
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    PS. your pictures at the top. legend!
  • OfficialCee · 6 months ago
    I don't kow if they'd hang with you.
    honnestly i wouldnt
    Hanging with Gabe Saporta?
    NEVER!! even if they would pay me.
    kidding Doede.
    they will love your tatoo. ;D
    you look like great company.
  • hithisiscaitlin · 6 months ago
    "i only date boys with tattoos." haha. this made me feel better cause i'm sick. yucky.
    and it's been raining nonstop for practically 2 weeks in ny and nj. bummer.
  • TheNewSlickRick · 6 months ago
    Your dancing skills will make up for your lack of tattoos.
  • Johntel · 6 months ago
    This video is oddly catchy...
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    I can't listen to it, it's 11 o'clock at night and my folks would have my guts for garters.
    although my sister happily plays her music until 1 in the morning, and her electric guitar (note: which she cannot play) at midnight.
    rant rant rant :)
    my folks reckon I won't be able to teach myself guitar and/or bass but I shall show them ^_^
  • Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago
    put yr headphones on girl!
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    yes sir, they're on.
    damn, that's catchy!
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    and please excuse my nonsense ramblings, I just enjoy talking. :)
    i'm probably trying to make up for the fact that I went all shy when I met you haha.
  • nmpotter · 6 months ago
    hahaha I sort of did that too. I say sort of b/c I HAD to ask for a hug.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    haha on the first day i was so stoqued to meet gabe, but i never met him. i was so unbelievably gutted because i didn't have tickets or anything and i'd only come to meet cobra.
    then the second day i did meet him i was like ahhhhh! then i barely said anything
    then i plucked up enough courage to speak properly and he had to go.

    i was kicking myself for weeks and i still am.
  • PunkRockPrincess · 6 months ago
    yes get those headphones pronto!
  • quietriot1212 · 6 months ago
    hot dayum.

    i dig it :)
  • PunkRockPrincess · 6 months ago
    you may have one tattoo but its not corny. its cute and gets to the point lol.
  • IandIintheSkyi · 6 months ago
    Lmao, you don't even need to go to LA for that, just take the 3 up to Harlem or back towards New Lots in Brooklyn. Save the fight ticket money and get some tattoos, you know?
  • Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago
    i can get tattoos in my hood, but aint nobody jerkin roud here! AND The Bangz ain't in ny! :(
  • IandIintheSkyi · 6 months ago
    whatchoo mean? of course no one is jerking in wackass W'burg....smh...
  • Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago
    LOL!
  • IandIintheSkyi · 6 months ago
    sheeit..don't act like you don't know what's up. ;)
  • jess<3 · 6 months ago
    gabe, i live in ny & it has been raining seriously like everyday, & i'd probably die without you to entertain me on the web. so thank sooooooooo much i'm like seriously in love with youuu & cobra !

    && i REALLY want to get a chance to talk to you.
    it would mean everything to me.
    can you make it happen?
    <3
  • jess<3 · 6 months ago
    your tattoo is not corny. it's hot.
    if they won't hang out with you, i will !
    :D
  • M0nikka · 6 months ago
    i dont get this jerkin scene here???
  • TheGamineBruise · 6 months ago
    Kitty tattoos are hardcore. Definitely qualifies.

    New York is shit right now. I remember not being able to move it was so disgustingly hot and humid this time last year. It doesn't even seem like summer aside from the fact that this morning it was wicked sticky. Then it rained again. :[
  • camidundala · 6 months ago
    what's your mad corny tattoo, gabe?
  • Gabelicious · 6 months ago
    HAHA your ridiculous cat tatt, he? I love that tatt!! But I always asked myself, did you really plan to get that one or did you get it accidently drunk?
  • AnaClara · 6 months ago
    uh i like it :D
  • Gabelicious · 6 months ago
    Ohhhh and btw you Cobras, do it so much better!! I'll never forget that show in cologne, you guys just blow me away!!
  • B · 6 months ago
    yay gabe you got a blog!
    and yeah about the jerk scene its been going on for a while. i remember my friends teaching me how to jerk last year. now its all popular.
    you should try it!
  • ForrestS · 6 months ago
    Canada is the King for rain.
    So don't complain, boy. :P
  • ShitItsMe (: · 6 months ago
    heyyy, i <3 the cat tattoo!
    one day, imma get one just like it (:
    and gabe, if your hating the rain in ny, you really should stay away from scotland.

    infact, sack that shit, come over to scotland so we can hangg (:
  • Kristin · 6 months ago
    whoa those dance moves are INSANE!

    Kinda makes me wanna learn them
  • fuqwhatyouknow · 6 months ago
    i just realized you prob. think my un is corny. i'm sry :(

    yo ia sm about the rain in ny. it needs to stop asap y/n? how has yr jew fro been holdin up?
  • Gabe Saporta · 6 months ago
    not good. this has not been a good month for the jews hair-wise
  • michmybelle · 6 months ago
    Ths rain is so fuckin' depressing!! All the more reason to be lovin' your blog !! You make me laugh and smile when things suck! You are better than a vodka and red bull when I need a pick-me-up!! ( G.A.B.E & red bull haha.) Now that's CORNY not that adorable little tatoo of yours! I've been thinking about your bad hair days all this month...I think I worry about your hair more than my own! PATHETIC..some of your blog is really deep and I've seen another side of you (the more serious side, I think I like it, it makes you seem more real to me..)
    Thnx Gabe..much love...Mich
  • LauraMay · 6 months ago
    I am thinking you should come out with your own line of hair care products.. JEW GELZ.. It would help so many people with unmanageble jew fro... I am just putting it out there..

    Jew Goo.. Jew Jelz .. Jew Jizz.. Just some ideas.

    Love you my adopted son,,,
    Laura in OH-IO

    The one and only Cobra Cougar
  • sonishine · 6 months ago
    dude i know what you mean im even a girl and my hair is turning so fro...this is pretty embarr ha
  • sonishine · 6 months ago
    i cant wait to see what other musical shenanigans you post on this blog
    but for now, im just a motherfucker talkin shit, and thats fine with me. :)

    ps. you've developed quite a following in jersey. beyond what you might think
    come play for us sometime this fall
  • nmpotter · 6 months ago
    That style looks familiar... I kind of want to learn how to jerk now. I bet I could. Hmm...
  • Anthony · 6 months ago
    ya i heard of it about 2 months ago. it's pretty weird and i guess it's cali attempting to be like Dallas. idk, it looks like a bunch of posers wearing band tees and are unaware that they're even bands when you ask them about it. i bet they think "cobra starship" is a movie.
  • Nelly · 6 months ago
    half expected to see Tyga in that vid. haha.
    Little kids love that song "you're a jerk"
  • nmpotter · 6 months ago
    yeah no one's really original these days. I like being apart of different groups, it's better that way. But uh, I totally want to bust out those moves.
  • Loochh · 6 months ago
    like people wear rolling stones tees
    you're like oh rolling stones
    and they're like wtf? no.
  • savethepoppunk · 6 months ago
    totally agree
  • Erinbby · 6 months ago
    I also agree.
    There is a disco dancing team near where I live that have neon Rolling Stones logos on their hoodies.
    I'm like dude these kids are 5 year old girls who are into Hannah Montana and pop music why put that on their hoodies?
    They dont get it.
    Its dumb.
  • aimeesass · 6 months ago
    i live in L.a. and the new boyz came to
    my school last week,
    its pretty
    risky dancing if you plan on keeping your knee caps, lol
    but its definetely unique,

    but cobra wardrobe is wayy better, than
    there >.<


    gabe you can kick there sass
  • Becca · 6 months ago
    A lot of kids at my school do this too and I live out in Ohio. Jerking is a big thing arounnd here for some reason and trust me, it does hurt your knees. :P haha
  • lizblack · 6 months ago
    ...wish my guy had a cat tat :p
  • GreenRomance · 6 months ago
    Lol, you have a tattoo of a cat on your ankle or foot, right? xD
  • Belinda · 6 months ago
    Ahhh my brother is into the jerkin' scene right now! I don't really mind it, but I'm not so into bangin' that in the car.
  • iAlex · 6 months ago
    theyd still hang with you for sure, your tattoo is sick!
  • karyncristina · 6 months ago
    I love that tattoo. And who wouldn't want to hang with you?!?
  • hahanichole · 6 months ago
    dude. you need to go back on stickam again. i just want to let you no that i called you on that saynow and i was talking to you. then my phone like died. i think i should call again and you should talk to me again. cos it was pretty sweet... tell pete to get his hands on saynow. he would enjoy it! - Nichole.
  • savethepoppunk · 6 months ago
    yeah thats pretty funny. There's some guys at my school who try to sag with skinny jeans... good luck with that haha
  • Lily♥ · 6 months ago
    LOL!
    GABE!
    long time no see!
    AHAHA!
    wow that was entertaining!
  • AliNYC · 6 months ago
    I hear ya.
    June in NY has been pretty much awful so far : (
  • cassidieidissac · 6 months ago
    The rain in NY has been quite rediculous lately. So much for summer...
    By the way, if you get a chance please answer this somehow (i don't care if it's on here or twitter or somewhere else) Do you go on nothingpersonalonline? There was somewhere on there with the name "gabesaporta" that my friend used to talk to, but we weren't sure if it was really you.
    Anyway, thanks for the blogs - it gives me something to do while the rain keeps going.
  • Renaenae · 6 months ago
    Wait, the jerk hasn't taken over the country? oh thank baby jesus.
    Everyone here does it (LA) and its so annoying.
    At my schools summerfest, they played the song and so many people started jerking it was redic.
  • tini · 6 months ago
    omgosh when i saw that new boyz video i showed a friend who claimed i ruined his life by showing him that. the guy wearing the rancid shirt killed it for him. lol
  • Erinbby · 6 months ago
    Haha I wish I had your cat.
    It probably hurt less than the big angel on my foot.
    BoneyFoot+Tatoo=Ouch. Lol.
  • canelise26 · 6 months ago
    Gabe.

    I just wrote you an entire comment trying to think of what to say to get you to respond to me. As you can see i erased it, but its whatever...wtf. All i can say is that i saw you front row in Indy May 15th and that im ENAMORED with you. You make me wanna get up in the morning, haha.

    ill be sure to dance to your songs at IU this fall while drinking redbull and vodka. =]


    As much fucking love as i've got...

    Candice.
  • allergictolove · 6 months ago
    jerking is just as bad as the soulja boy "crank that" dance if not worse. they had the push (look up the push how to jerk) perform at my school and all these bboys started jerking. it was pretty bad.
  • SheLostControl · 6 months ago
    No one should diss a cattoo. :b
  • Crazycobrafan x.333 · 6 months ago
    haha.. this brings back funny memories..
    So, my mother is cheap and she won't get me unlimited
    texting..yeah i know! so i usually try to get my hands on anybody's phone that does..
    and one night at a party in cali I told my cousin Patrick "hey can i borrow your
    phone to text" and he's like yeah suree...but you got jerk..living in AZ i had no idea what jerking was so i'm like huh? and so he started doin' those particular weird dance moves and so i had to copy them..LOL haha the things i go through to get a phone..LMFAO..

    P.S. i really dont know why i just posted this..why
    would you care? Do you care?
  • Jas · 6 months ago
    If you listen to New Boyz then you should listen to their song "Teach Me How To Jerk" cuz in it they tell you how to jerk. Actually its not really that helpful unless you know what jerkin looks like, but still a good song!
  • T · 6 months ago
    Lame. LOL.
  • mariablandini · 6 months ago
    hahah 'dressed like cobra fans'
    i'm not a neon sceanie weenie, ;)
    i like my express jeans that cost too much.
    and my pastel v-necks hahaha

    i do have my random scene kid splurges though, ngl.
    it's fun on random occasions. like shows maybe,
    except i go to a lot of shows. so some shows.

    okay i'm done rambling and ranting about my wardrobe that i can't afford. :)

    unless i'm missing something in the video about dressing like cobra fans..? i am terrible with details.

    lovelovelove you:)
  • namedveronica · 6 months ago
    i got mobbed by like, 6 of them about 3 weeks ago, they were wearing masks and daning around to that song, it was probably the funnieest thing i had seen in a long time, but later we went to the strip club.
  • namedveronica · 6 months ago
    by the way is this why hot topic now sells kanye, weezy, dr.dre and run DMC [etc]shirts? at least they know where the moneys at.
  • Brittreed.tumblr.com · 6 months ago
    All I got from this was:
    1. Rain makes fro's bad for Jews and mulatto's a like.
    2. I'm bored wish I had money for more ink.
    3. We're taking a trip to LA to learn how to jerk? lol
    Which apparently is not just
    another word for masturbation ha.
  • canelise26 · 5 months ago
    So I went to the Indianapolis Warped yesterday...I saw SOOOOOO many people wearing flannels on stage. FUCKING POSERS, Gabe, POSERS! Needless to say, my friends and I were shitty. Tell people to back the fuck off.

    With all my undying worship,
    Cannnnnnnice. <3
  • canelise26 · 5 months ago
    So I went to the Indianapolis Warped yesterday...I saw SOOOOOO many people wearing flannels on stage. FUCKING POSERS, Gabe, POSERS! Needless to say, my friends and I were shitty. Tell people to back the fuck off.

    With all my undying worship,
    Cannnnnnnice. <3
  • canelise26 · 5 months ago
    So I went to the Indianapolis Warped yesterday...I saw SOOOOOO many people wearing flannels on stage. FUCKING POSERS, Gabe, POSERS! Needless to say, my friends and I were shitty. Tell people to back the fuck off.

    With all my undying worship,
    Cannnnnnnice. <3
  • klaara · 5 months ago
    Wait, it the cat-tattoo real? I saw the "I'm also into cats" video, but i thought it was fake! Haha :)
  • erinn_bo_berinn · 5 months ago
    OMGG i watched the New Boyz video and they do look like cobra fans!! lol
  • jordanabanana · 5 months ago
    I don't understand...what are they jerking?
    oh, sorry, that was pervy...
    i was just in nyc. i love it. i'm going to live there.
    right now i'm in sunny california. too hot.
    new boys, nah. i like the old boys...COBRA! loly. You do it betta.
    (say betta, sounds weird huh?)
  • Kimsicle · 5 months ago
    The boys dancing in this video go to my school!!! the small town called SAN MARCOS, CA you guys should come here!!
  • Kimsicle · 5 months ago
    Those boys in that video go to my school!!! In the small town of SAN MARCOS, CA!!
    COME VISIT US AND LEARN TO JERK! everyone does it in SAN MARCOS
  • Kimsicle · 5 months ago
    P.s. they're called swag society... the one with the sweater is bryson, but the boys are also josh, joe raheem...iIIIFFFFF you want to meet them...come meet me TOO =]
  • Melissaheckyeah · 5 months ago
    Fun Fact? One of the 2 girls was my sister's room mate at Cal State Long Beach. What a small world. :)
  • Ronks · 4 months ago
    ahahaha. i love how you say they're dressed like cobra fans. (although they are, bizarreee!)
  • laurennncam · 4 months ago
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db-pv6znF9o


    see? this is my high school, in the middle of the fuckin oc, and these kids are whiter than you.. if they could do it, i imagine you could do it without causing your knees discomfort. you seem pretty nimble... and yes i mean that in the most awkward way possible haha.. you just gotta have faith gabe... give into the jerrrrrkkkkk
  • laurennncam · 4 months ago
    and i still havent a clue how they got their asses up on the fuckin rooftops
  • beccalwhite · 4 months ago
    actually if you believe it or not jerkin' is happening in ohio! haha it's huge here.